Exactly! How does he grocery shop, honestly? Like, the frozen foods section must be TREACHEROUS for the poor man.
Fangirl 1: Quick! We have to - oh my god, here he comes! [Fangirls 1 and 2 retreat behind a pastry display, giggling maniacally. David comes ambling down the aisle, peering into various freezers obliviously, comparing the brands against his shopping list. He's just getting up to the ice cream section when he hits a patch of ice and his feet go out from under him.] Fangirl 2: Now! Fangirl 1: Get the net!
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Fangirl 1: Quick! We have to - oh my god, here he comes!
[Fangirls 1 and 2 retreat behind a pastry display, giggling maniacally. David comes ambling down the aisle, peering into various freezers obliviously, comparing the brands against his shopping list. He's just getting up to the ice cream section when he hits a patch of ice and his feet go out from under him.]
Fangirl 2: Now!
Fangirl 1: Get the net!