"Yo, yo, yo," John says stiltedly, "I'mma gonna go smack me a bitch, er, get some beer." I actually have tears in my eyes now. Just picturing John saying that put me in hysterics. THANK YOU

And hey, I hadn't read that glasses-fic before, so it's like I got two for one! I understand Rodney's fixation; John in glasses is a thing of beauty (*cough*especially when he's on his knees*cough*).