Anyone? Bueller?

I blame Sofie for this, but there has to be a fic out there where Dean and Sam go to Vegas, right? And they meet some CSIs? AKA Greg? Greg and Dean and Sam get it on? We all know Greg's a kinky bastard, he's given us proof of it time and time again. And Sam and Dean - Dean especially - would probably be charmed out of their pants by Greg's quirky acceptance of them. Right? Am I crazy? You know it'd be hot.


Greg's a sexy manbeast. Just look at him.

ETA: No one ever wrote my Vampire Watermelon fic, guys! I'm very disappointed. :< Sniff, wibble, unhappy sigh.