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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2008-02-03 11:21 pm
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for amber

Entering John into the Puppy Bowl half-time show is a stroke of genius on Rodney’s part.

John’s as sly and pretty as a kitten as when he was human, all sleek black fur and bedroom eyes. He just barely fits in with the innocent tabbies and fuzzy folds, but that doesn’t stop him from making an instant friend and sauntering out onto the field like he owns it.

When “half-time” starts filming, Rodney tries not to take too much pleasure in the delighted look on John’s face as the confetti starts to fall, but he’s only human; it’s not every day you get to see the military commander of Atlantis romping around in paper confetti and bopping himself on the nose with dangling cat toys, aided by five other hyper kittens the size of Rodney’s forearm.

Half-time is energetic, if a little confusing. John is the most awkward of the bunch, predictably, and ends up falling off the raised platforms more often than he manages a successful smack at the jingling ball above his head. When that gets boring, John ambles up to a small gray cat with bright blue eyes and starts batting at its tail.

Rodney watches John flop over onto his furry side when the gray cat pushes him, his small kitty limbs arranged in a careless sprawl that’s only made more hysterical by the slinky, stripper-esque music playing in the background. Rodney prays to god John won’t remember this when he changes back in a week.

If only so Rodney can see his face when he finds the video.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *smishes you* *scritches kitten!John* *slips Rodney the tongue*

[identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
adhjafladhf GENIUS. ♥!

[identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh god, the flopping! asfdasdflkj BEST. :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
*CUDDLE* <33 and and and I bet Rodney coaxes John onto his back with gentle petting, waits until John's a melted, purring puddle of cat, and then gets his hand around John's middle and shakes him back and forth, sliding him on the wooden floor and only laughing when John gnaws playfully on the back of his fingers or paws at his forearm.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
*wriggles with glee*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
<333

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
john is a class a flopper, yes. *nod*
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
&HEARTS;!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
*delighted snorfling*
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
*burrows into your neck*

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
*EXPLODES*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Image
peeeeek.

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
SO CUTE OMG!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
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:> ok done now i swears.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*adores*

[identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
*kidnaps kitten!John FOREVER*

[identity profile] tardis80.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAHHHHH. *is ded of squee* John is totally gonna remember. And he's gonna take REVENGE.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
sweet, sweet revenge! possibly involving a collar, y/n?

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
So cute, so disturbing. :D John is going to be pissed when he changes back.

[identity profile] incidental-fire.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ohmygoodness, ohmygoodness! I think, let me check....yes, that was in fact so cute that my ovaries exploded. But it was worth it. :)
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Awww! The adorable!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney is so looking forward to it, hahah!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
:O!!!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-02-04 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
JULES. BAD PUPPY, NO BISCUIT.