God. I got that movie from the library on VHS.

SO PAINFULLY BAD. It's like all the actors were wandering around in a daze going "Why are we here? What the hell is the plot? This makes NO SENSE." Except Uma, who thought she was in some incestuous Greek tragicomedy.

But David was so freaking adorable in it. I mean, COME ON. THE CUPID COSTUME. THAT ASS. *LOVES*