Conversation of the year

[unamaga]

Mel: You'd be able to tell me....where do babies come from, Alex?

Alex: Well, when two grown-ups make sweet, sweet love...

Alex: It sets off an alarm in stork headquarters, near Bolivia

Mel: What's sweet, sweet love?

Alex: Um, sweet, sweet love is like a special handshake that mommies and daddies do to show that they love each other

Alex: It’s like a secret handshake that you only do with some one who you really love

Alex: or who is really hot

Alex: and STD free

Mel: How's it done?

Alex: It varies by couple…some people like it kinky, while others are more traditional

Alex: So who knows…?

Mel: Kinky? What’s that?

Alex: It’s when mommy and daddy dress up in black leather and chains

Mel: Oooh

Alex: yup

Mel: Wowie...