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Why is it that people are always murdered in mysteries when the Very Famous detectives are conveniently in attendence? What the hell, murderers, shouldn't you, I don't know, maybe wait?
Poirot is forever being subjected to murders around him. As soon as he turns up at a playhouse, one of the actors mysteriously dies. As soon as he's visiting an old friend, someone turns up without a pulse on that sprawling, isolated estate.
Murderers are stupid in mysteries. Gimme some CSI.
Poirot is forever being subjected to murders around him. As soon as he turns up at a playhouse, one of the actors mysteriously dies. As soon as he's visiting an old friend, someone turns up without a pulse on that sprawling, isolated estate.
Murderers are stupid in mysteries. Gimme some CSI.