A plea

[unamaga]

I am watching what is probably the most boring documentary ever created which disputes the fact that Pluto is a planet. Interesting subject, one would think, right? Oh, no. No, no, no. They worked at making this boring. Hard. Like trying to break a diamond in half with a sugar cube hard.

So, okay, this is my request to anyone who, you know, pays attention to this bloggish thing I have here: write me a drabble, write me a pornlet, prompt me, ask me unanswerable questions, tell me about your day, anything at all that you wanna say, say it here--do it anonymously if you must! 

Just, please, entertain me, for the love of all things natural. I'll bake you cookies or perform sexual favors on command!