Do they not have publicists to check their dirty little mouths?
Oh my god these boys will be the death of me. Excerpted from a Norwegian interview (translated amusingly by ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ecaths):
Was it Pamela Anderson?
- No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you?
- Jensen's gay. I've noticed it on set, says Jared with a grin.
- What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall, says Jared and everyone cracks up.
- And you say I'm gay, says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes.
- Are you going to print this?, he asks with worry.
- No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate [laughs]. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that. - No, of course not, we reply.
Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question.
- I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep.
So Jared's the health freak and you're the lazy one?
- Yep, that's right.
- What could you not live without?
- My cell phone, dog, girlfriend, bed and air condition. Not necessarily in that order [laughs]. My girlfriend might read this, says Jared.
- She doesn't know Norwegian, says Jensen and looks at him.
- I can't live without sleep, says Jensen. He looks as if he didn't sleep much last night.
- Yes, that's the most important thing, says Jared and nods.
- Do you walk around the house naked?
- Yes, they both reply and say it's the most natural thing in the world. Something we'll agree with.
- I love walking around the house naked, says Jensen.
- But not while [it's] erected. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check. Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees.
- No, I don't mind. I love walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? That's one of the few places where you can draw some fresh air. Time to change the subject.
ecaths):Was it Pamela Anderson?
- No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you?
- Jensen's gay. I've noticed it on set, says Jared with a grin.
- What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall, says Jared and everyone cracks up.
- And you say I'm gay, says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes.
- Are you going to print this?, he asks with worry.
- No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate [laughs]. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that. - No, of course not, we reply.
Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question.
- I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep.
So Jared's the health freak and you're the lazy one?
- Yep, that's right.
- What could you not live without?
- My cell phone, dog, girlfriend, bed and air condition. Not necessarily in that order [laughs]. My girlfriend might read this, says Jared.
- She doesn't know Norwegian, says Jensen and looks at him.
- I can't live without sleep, says Jensen. He looks as if he didn't sleep much last night.
- Yes, that's the most important thing, says Jared and nods.
- Do you walk around the house naked?
- Yes, they both reply and say it's the most natural thing in the world. Something we'll agree with.
- I love walking around the house naked, says Jensen.
- But not while [it's] erected. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check. Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees.
- No, I don't mind. I love walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? That's one of the few places where you can draw some fresh air. Time to change the subject.