Everyone thinks I'm kinkier than I am. I dunno why!! They all reckon I'm into riiiight dirty stuff and I'm really nooooottt! I just happen to have a large collection of Ann Summers lingerie. ;0P Yum. And that's all just purely for me; my boyfriend is all like "meh let's get it off now" and I'm like...look I spent thirty odd quid on this and I look damn sexy in it you will appreciate the length I went to :0P

I suppose that would be my sex thing. Kinky undies :0D

But I also have a bad penchant for spoiling the mood, and I quote:

Me: So....Are we having any or what?