unamaga: (sexy as hell and not gonna take it)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-01-21 02:26 pm
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la la la jared is a giant

  • Truly, I have never before watched a show where all the caps are so compromising. Supernatural is a rare gem, and Jensen's face is just priceless. Caps by [livejournal.com profile] 22by7.


    Ajowajghwaojfjawfj. Also? Jigjwofj. And maybe a gwjioefjwf for good measure.


    Ahhh, run away, it's Samzilla!! Hahah, oh what a perfect camera angle. Really captures how freaking massive Jared is. And also, he is standing in a really strange (read: gay) way. Like, he has his thighs pressed together and his torso a little bent to the side? I love heem. Seriously, show me some other incredible caps, I know they're out there.


  • So this little ficlet is sort of a companion piece to an AU [livejournal.com profile] chickypooh and I play around in for fun. Stands completely on its own, so no worries, but I still blame Sofie. Thanks to my lurvely [livejournal.com profile] talilov for the speedy, fabulous beta. All things that you think suck? My fault.




    Under the Waning Moon [R] ~400 words
    Sam/Dean - "slow, heavy making out in the back seat"

    The car is dark, the motor off and the keys tossed carelessly into the passenger seat. The only light for the two of them to see by is the occasional flash of moonlight through the branches above them, and Sam can barely make out the outline of his own hand on Dean’s waist. Not that he’s really looking.

    “Sam,” Dean whispers, smoky and hot against Sam’s bruised lips.

    Sam doesn’t know what Dean wants, and he doesn’t think Dean does either. He feels like they’ve been suspended here, at the edge of a movement, for hours: Dean’s knee pressed between his thighs on the leather seat, Dean’s mouth on his hard enough to split Sam’s lip open, Dean’s hands, Dean’s fingers, Dean, Dean.

    His cock is hard in his jeans, harder than he thinks it’s ever been before, but he's detached from the feel of it, like it’s not as important as the slick, slippery drag of Dean’s tongue over his own. Distantly, he wonders if his father is trying to figure out where he’s gone, but then Dean’s suckling on his tongue and he can’t think anything. His mind is cloudy, hazy, like he’s been drugged.

    Dean pulls off, and a branch moves in the wind. Sam sees the way Dean’s pupils are swallowing the rest of his eye up, and his mind conjures up an image of a shark.

    Dean’s quicksilver smile is just as sharp when he bends over and licks his way from one side of Sam’s neck to the other. Blindly, Sam curls his fingers in the short hairs at the base of Dean’s neck and holds on for all he’s worth.

    He can’t breathe, he can’t breathe. The air is thick and spicy, like curry powder stuck to the back of Sam’s throat, and he just can’t seem to swallow around the yellow taste of it. Dean’s shark-sharp teeth graze the lobe of his ear, and he moans with the little air he has left.

    Dean makes an answering sound deep in his chest, and then, “Sam,” again, just as breathless as Sam feels. He tugs Dean up for another kiss and welcomes the dark taste of his own skin on Dean’s tongue. It tastes – it tastes like sin.

[identity profile] ilovesn.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL

the pics are LOVE

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
:D
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*does naughty things to you* I love our boys.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I love them toooo! *marries you*
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[identity profile] arabella-hope.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
MMM caps.

And HOT HOT ficlet. Awesome tone to it.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!! *smooch*

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*cuddles ficlet close to chest* yesssssssssssss

the pictures are just...i mean i can't even....

a;lkjf;alkfja;lfkjalfjal;j

i concur with your sentiments. exactly.

*gives you cake*

does it sound...odd to you at all that i kind of want to be like jared and/or jensen? like, i don't want a penis (lord knows i'd never leave my room. seriously) but i just want...like, their persona and aura

*flail* it's not fair!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE i know what you mean exactly! they're just so easy about everything, really open and laid back. and so personable! *hugs you and eats your cake*

[identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnnnnnngh heavy making out is the best EVER. I repeat, nnnnnnngh.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
YAY I MADE YOU NGH! *jumps on*

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*happy sigh*
I like this AU.

Jared truly is a giant :P

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
He is! He's, like, the jolly green giant. Except with less green.

[identity profile] sophisticas.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohmy @ the first cap. Oh, my.

My friend and I had the exact same Samzilla conversation last night! And now I have the cap to ROFL away at ;)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Whee! I can just imagine little people running away from him with bad dub jobs!
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[identity profile] milenaa.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Love the ficlet!

That cap is so beyond hot. Guh!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
The mouth on that boy, oh my god. He's, like, fifty shades of illegal.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-21 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooh. That's . . . HOT, for one thing, and also? So, fucking hot! Oh, wait. That's the same thing said twice over, heee :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
i kiss you now. *KISS!* glad you liked it, doll face!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-01-22 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
SAM: BUAHAHAHA, I AM GOING TO EATCHUUU!!!1!
HOUSE: ZOMG, I DON'T WANNA DIE.


*crawls on fic* I think I'll just stay here, kthxbye. <33

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahah that poor house. It trembles in the face of Sam's...face. And feet. Whatever.

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*hijacks comment*
Sorry, but your icon is too lols for me not to comment on it! Eeeeeh Torchwood how I love theee and Captain Jack!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
JACK IS CONFUSED. HOW CAN THIS BE?!

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But he is very sexily confused!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WERD.

[identity profile] dea-liberty.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
The pictures? LOL! Seriously. Just...seriously.

And the ficlet? Mmmm. Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for readin', haha! *smooches*

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oooo, yum fic! The desperation of breathlessness was vivid!

And the Samzilla picture? YES. That's his new name. Thank you. In addition to his so gay pose, I'm in love with his pants. I mean, his jeans. I mean, I love the whole bottom half of him, don't get me wrong, but the jeans are cut just right.

Boys shouldn't be allowed to walk around in pants like that. They're liable to spontaneously combust.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
correction: we're liable to spontaneously combust. HIS PANTS. CROTCH. HIM. ded now.

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
All right: the picture in your icon (and those others from the same photo shoot) are kind of like the lost scrolls to me. Where did you find it??

Can I grovel a smidge for their location?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
They're here! (http://www.supernatural.4fans.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=95) And Jared is still not allowed to stand up in my presence because his legs are so long, omg. Getcher drool bucket ready.

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You are amazing! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!! holy hell, that might be my favorite shoot I've ever seen him in.

[identity profile] noa-luna.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha Samzilla XD

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
*mouth moves*






oh no! it is samzilla! run!

[identity profile] lp-drumline7.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh noez! Run from teh giant Sammimus Prime!


Mmmm, making out. Very pretty.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*curtsy* Why thank ya!

[identity profile] talilov.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
LEVITATING PEEN!!!! ahahaha ahem. I lost the document which had all my squee, but you know how much I luffed this fickle (like a fic and a pickle and yeah, I don't know either? Are cucumbers pickles? Just askin', yo.)

That 2nd fic reminds me of this place in Tasmania that...omg such a long story. Yeah. Heee.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You are never gonna let me forget about the levitatig peen, are you? (and also, i think pickles are cucumbers. like how all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares?)

[identity profile] talilov.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
NEVA!!

o.0 Whatever you say, Mel.

[identity profile] teithiwr.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, lovely fic. The vivid imagery is just great, you really feel that you're in the scene with them... *fans self* Oh, boys.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
*faintly* in the scene...? oh what i wouldn't give.

[identity profile] darksybarite.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Mmph.

How awesome is it that your "making out" is 10 times hotter than half of the actual sexing going on in other fics? I'll tell you... Freakin Awesome, that's how!

*bakes you muffins*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
*makes happy, happy noises!* :>
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2007-01-22 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam doesn’t know what Dean wants, and he doesn’t think Dean does either. He feels like they’ve been suspended here, at the edge of a movement, for hours: Dean’s knee pressed between his thighs on the leather seat, Dean’s mouth on his hard enough to split Sam’s lip open, Dean’s hands, Dean’s fingers, Dean, Dean.

Ahhh, pretty pretty pretty.
I like.
:)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad! :D

[identity profile] drvsilla.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I love reading about the intensely erotic things that aren't Tab A into Tab B. This was lovely and hot and everything a kiss should be. GUH. Such words and descriptions, too, sharks and curry and heat. :)

[identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Samzilla!!! ROFLMAO :D

And this fic is completely gorgeous ♥ The boys. in the impala. making out. tongue. *dies of love*

[identity profile] lexie-sinistra.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm yummy!

[identity profile] elmathelas.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL at Samzilla. Also, very nice ficlet.