unamaga: (sad pookie)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-01-29 12:36 am
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waaah

I can't get my orange juice open!! This is so unfair!!! Where is the manly strong man who will open my orange juice!!! :(

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
oh, that bitch is going DOWN. I'll take care of the juice for you. *cocks shotgun*

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
*catches you in one arm and shucks shells out of shotgun with the other*

It's okay, sweetheart. That juice won't bother you no more.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're so brave!!

Take me. I'm yours!

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
well, I don't know. I have that bag of frozen peas to take care of, and then later? There's a can of betroot that gots a date with the can opener. And I need to make sure they have a sweet, sweet romance. *wipes heroic sweat from brow*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
*pouts sweetly* No time for little ol' me? *undoes top button on shirt* Not even...just a few minutes?

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
*squints suspicioulsy* Heeeeeey. You've used your sex-me-up icon. Are you trying to make a move on me, or something? What kind of girl do you think I am? *huffs*

Also . . . JUST A FEW MINUTES? What kind of girl do you think I AM? *is offended*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
*looks sad and lonely* I never meant to imply anything, it's just. You were so noble about that orange juice, I can't help but want at least some of your time. As much as I can get. *bites lip*

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
*looks sad and lonely*

omg, HONEY! *pulls you close & smishes*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
*hooks arms around your neck and clings*

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
dude. tell me what to write for big-bang. Please?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
um. an epic au with dragons, fairies, princesses (coughjensen), and strong knights in shining armor?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
actually. that sounds like so much fun, omg! it could be like monty python and the holy grail! *bangs cocounts together*

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
A jensen!princess? And Jared, the masculine hero, steals Jenny's virtue? metal-underwear of chastity and all?

yes, thank you. I'll write 20,000 words of Jared tring to pick the lock on Jensen's chastity-belt.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA I think that's robin hood men in tights. BUT THAT WORKS TOO.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
HEEEEELP MEEEEEE! how the fuck do people WRITE fucking plot? we need help . . . rei_c . . . amara . . . ANYONE

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You should go be like, "MAAAYYYGRAAAAA TELL ME WHAT TO WRIIITEEEEEE AND THEN ALSO COULD YOU WRITE THE FIRST 19,000 WORDS? MEBBE?"

But, honestly, I think your best bet for that kind of wordcount has to be one of these options: an AU (cracky or not), building a relationship from the first meeting, or something that includes the supernatural in their everyday lives.

Do you have any, like, vague ideas at all?

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
you know what? I'm too scared to ask her (maygra). She's like . . . I dunno. Scary with her words and the muchness of them and the goodness of them. I'm halfway through reap the wild wind, and am in awe.

NOT CRACKY. i want something deep and meaningful and perfect that makes people weep and laugh and fill them with bliss, an authorial piece of perfection that will be . . . eh, fuck. I'd settle for something that didn't SUCK ASS.

I like your last idea. Supernatural. Sam & Dean. Something . . . happens to them? *wails* I SUCK AT THIS HOLD ME PLEASE *lip-wibble*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
*HOLDS YOU CLOSE* What if you do something with Jensen and Jared where they're thrown into a Sam'n'Dean type situation? Like, they're on a weekend vacation, just a little get-away when shooting's been kinda tough on them, and *boom*!

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
sounds awesome . . . cept I can't DO J2. I don't know why, but I've only ever comment-porned them, and apart from that? nothing. It's gonna have to be Sam&Dean. See, now I wonder how maygra gets her idea's. Maybe I could steal her brain. or borrow it just for a little while.

*sigh* I'm gonna have to do this myself, aren't I. *BIG HEAVING SIGH*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Does big_bang not have to be J2? Dinnae know that.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
nope, can be either SPN or J2. Um. see, the problem is there are a few good ideas, but they've all been done already and have since become stoopid cliche's; stuck in dream-land, fuck-or-die, dean-saving-sammy, or sammy-saving-dean. But I mean, COME ON. I can't like INVENT a whole new idea! Is it possible to take one of these oft-written about cliched ideas, and try and put a different spin on it so it doesn't become another cliche story? That's possible, right? Cause, the details, right, it's all in the details that makes one fuck-or-die story COMPLETLEY different from another fuck-or-die story? yes? YES? *please tell me yes please thank you snuggles*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS VERY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT YES

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
*screams with hysterical enthusiasm* THEN THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO, BABY, THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO'S!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
*DANCES YOU AROUND LIKE A HILLBILLY!!!!*

and, like, feel free to, oh i dunno, TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING SO I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO IT WITH EVERY BREATH I TAKE

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY!!! OMG I'M ALL SOOPER ESITED ABOUT MY GREAT MASTERPIECE THAT HASN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET YAY *fist-pumps to rock moosic*

ur made of all things shiny. ur shiny. *pets the shiny*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
*preens and makes happily little noises* i didn't do anythink, though. it was ALL YOUR BRAIN, baby.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
*hums happily*

dude. I think we may rule. do we rule? like, at everything? cause i think we do.

altho, yes, I realise we haven't actually DONE anything in this comment-convo, we still RULZ

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
hm. *rectifies by jumping in your lap and sucking on your lower lip*

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
oh, good, we're back to sexing, I can stop pretending to think now. heee :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
thinking's for squares and sam winchester.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* truer words have never been spoked.

have you written anything recently that I havven't read yet? I'm in the mood for reading.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
wwweeeeeeeellll...i have a work in progress that i haven't posted yet, if you'd like a preview. or, i could show you some porn.

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
ooh - not that I'm ever one to turn down porn, but not-posted-preview pls? *bounces*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
do you have an email addy i can send a doc to?

[identity profile] plutogirl10.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
transformation_10@hotmail.com *BOUNCES*

[identity profile] la-bond-girl.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Dial a Dean!

Why do you think I'm getting married? This is an orange juice makers' conspiracy.

Whoareyougonnacall? Ghost-busters!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY I need to get married. Or find a really butch lesbian. WHICHEVER. Why is orange juice so hard to open, like, fo' serious?

[identity profile] la-bond-girl.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Beats me. I've been known to bang holes in the jam lids.

Maybe they are weeding us out, so we could die of hunger and vitamin C deficiency.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-29 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
That is cruel. Possibly even crueler than peanut butter without jelly.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*snug*