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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-01-30 08:42 pm
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Hahah, ok, so I'm probably the last person to find this, but I love Go Fug Yourself and I was just getting caught up on the Freaky Friday Fugs. A quote, if you will, regarding Lindsay Lohan:

"Still, a final plea: If you really are dating Jared Leto, he of the stringy hair and the tendency to appear as if personal hygiene is a foreign concept to him, then ... please consider workin' it somewhere other than on his particular lap. You're young. Go get your groove on with somebody who's, say, in his twenties -- or who is at least pretending to be in his twenties (Heath Ledger, I have my eye on you, pal). Stay away from the brooders (and the Bruces) and go have some fun. Go find one of those boys on Supernatural and frolic yourself silly."
That probably shouldn't have made me sporfle quite so much, but I couldn't help myself. Well, you know why, and also - they're everywhere! And they're being made to FROLIC. Life is good.

Now, I give you a few pictures. Because God knows I should be cleaning my room someone else should have to stutter and wibble along with me.


His TONGUE, his happy eyes and TEETH and, I. I. *flail*



*whimper* H-hand, wrist band. Oh god.



That woman behind him looks like she just got hit with a pole. Dear Jesus, I don't blame her. Look at him. LOOK AT HIM, with his hips and that smile and those briefs and - Jared, why you gotta do this to me? I can't breathe.
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-01-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, that little peek of skin that's showing in the last picture? I really want to lick it or suck on it or just god, touch it or SOMETHING.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW, JFAEIJG! And, like, the way he has his hips cocked forward makes that white shirt cling in all the right ways.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-01-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
THE MAN IS SEX. Now, I am seriously torn between watching new House episode or going downstairs writing my sick!Jared story.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Watch House! And then write tons and tons and tons about sick!Jared being nursed back to health. *sage*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-01-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a great idea because this episode of House? Yeah, it's better than the one where this couple were actually brother and sister (and the one where Foreman almost died and where House got shot and Chase kissed an eight year old or when Chase's dad came to the hospital and I'll stop rambling now).

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-01-31 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
And I just thought of this, but the hip cocking thing? He's totally thinking, oh yeah, I know you want to fuck me.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH he is.
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[identity profile] binx-349.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Eee. TONGUE!

... yes, that is the most coherence you get out of me at 2am.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Coherance? What is that foul beastjaofejgawjfoigawf?
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[identity profile] binx-349.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
It is made of peach jelly.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
:O Not peach jelly. Surely you are mistaken!
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[identity profile] binx-349.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it was lemon...

I AM SO CONFUSED.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
WE ARE DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMITY.

[identity profile] rachelsm.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
i was a bit tempted to lick my computer screen o.o

i wonder what my psychiatrist is gonna thing of this...

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
If your psychiatrist saw the picture, s/he would say, "HOT DAMN," and let you carry on with your licking. Guarantee ya.

Jared's foolproof like that.

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
*keysmash. flail*


.....i....i got nothin'....


*clings to you and whimpers*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
*holds tightly* we can get through this together. we can - we can - JARED OH GOD.

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That woman behind him is now officially the Best Thing Ever.

Also, my official reaction to that last picture: "Fuck yeah."

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
A very apt reaction, man. JESUS CHRIST, JARED.

[identity profile] saekokato.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of tongues, the woman in the last pic looks like she just swallowed hers. Oh, Jared.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's a serious "Break me offa piece of that, hummunah" face. Poor thing, never knew what hit 'er.

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
SEXYYYYY

zomg, Mel, he's almost as sexy as you >.>

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Flattery will get you everywhere, like in my pants.

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
\o/

[identity profile] mikhale.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good morning, Jared! Hi, Jared, hi!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
What a fabulous thing to wake up to. Can you imagine being Sandy and getting to see that whenever you wanted? zomg.

[identity profile] mikhale.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Can you imagine being Sandy and getting to see that whenever you wanted? zomg.

And EVERYTHING ELSE. Below the belt. *wants to be Sandy*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Has someone figured out that bodyswitching spell yet, damnit?

[identity profile] galadrielriver.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh,....I was watching tv and something happened and then I saw his mouth and then the tummy and then...

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
AHHH AHHH AHHHH NATHAN AND PETER KISS LIKE THATJAWEIJFGAJWFE?!?!?

[identity profile] galadrielriver.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
That last picture. Jesus christ. *paws at screen*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*paws at you*

[identity profile] noa-luna.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
God, Jared. You kill me.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
he should be locked up. with handcuffs.

[identity profile] noa-luna.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh. Pink and fluffy handcuffs! *g*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2007-01-31 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*bites lip*

I ...I can't even. *hyperventilates*

WHY IS HE SO DAMN LONG AND GORGEOUS!!!! *flails*

He's so damn goofy and yet looks completely sexy and totally oblivious to it...guh!!!!! JAAAAAAAAAAARED!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY!! Like, he's all lean and slanty and and and, GOD he would look good in 1920's clothing, hair slicked back, fingers hooked in his suit-vest while he canvassed the room.

k, i think i just died.
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[personal profile] sofiaviolet 2007-02-01 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies* I need to see that.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
can't you just imagine him? jawfihgoiajfiiawgfj! god, in a smokey bar while someone played a slow, jazzy tune on the piano?

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*squeaks*

*faints*

omg!yes..with the trousers making his legs even longer and the shoulder pads making his shoulders even broader and that lovely retro hair...*melts*you..omg...I like...need to draw it!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*flailsfiaojg* baby, if you draw it, i will write it! *solemnly vows*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, I may or may not be searching for reference photos RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE. *looks shifty*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
also, his torso may or may not be draw while his legs might be giving me a hell of a time (damn highwaisted pants *grumbles*)...

ps.Fedora?yes?no?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
HEHEHEHEHE FEDORA *GLEE*
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[personal profile] trinity_clare 2007-02-08 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Psst! *is eavesdropping* It's kind of like my life's goal to introduce as many people as possible to [livejournal.com profile] cherryscott and [livejournal.com profile] caseykitty's jazz club RPS verse because it rocks just that much. Unfortunately, Jared's not really dressed up in it, since he's the bartender, but it rocks anyway!

[identity profile] talilov.livejournal.com 2007-02-01 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
his jeans and his shoes and his tongue in his mouth like that *ded*
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