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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-02-08 11:35 pm
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Born Under a Bad Sign

I had no Anney tonight! My flailings had to be done alone! Oh, Anney, I hope you're alright and that you did not miss the supreme awesome! *SMISH*


  1. The beginning threw me, I have to admit. New director man, what was with the sudden choppy shotness? Never mind, don't answer, Jensen was hot, I can understand. And I kinda liked how we were thrown into it like that, really underscored how completely freaking frantic Dean was.


  2. Fajowijwaf, Jared. When did your nose start making me make that sound? Unfair! I was trying to take a sip of my soda when you showed up. And then I nearly choked and died.
    2b. Sam's face when Dean came in, oh my heart! He looked so blank and distraught, and, even though we know now. *flaps* Sam's face just the entire time! Jared, your eyes kill me when they get huge and - wait, what did Dean call them? Dewy sensitive eyes? OH BOYS.
  3. Who else here watches The 4400 and actually had a squee attack when Marco came on? Because, oh my god! Marco! I love you, Marco, you are so sarcastic and smarmy! I want to see Dean and Marco hanging out at a bar and talking about chicks. The leering, oh the leering that would be done.
    3b. I would give my spleen to see Sam smoking like a chimney and throwing back a bottle of hard liquor. My spleen. Not because those are lovely habits, but can't you just picture him with a fag between his lips, cupping his hands around the tip while he flicks his lighter? Oh god my panties.
  4. I am going to completely ignore the scene with our boys and that gun because I don't think I have it in me to be flippant about that. Oh my god, Deen, oh, oh! "No, you'll live"!!

  5. Who will make me the icon of Dean that says "Justin is quite the triple threat"? Because that is one of the best lines ever. It makes me want to see Jensen in a comedy so badly it hurts - he has such incredible dry wit. OR he should go on the Daily Show, oiajwfihaowjfgahwof. Jon and Jensen in the same room. Talking. With each other. Holy crepe!

  6. Anything I have ever said about Jo, about how I didn't like her narrow nose, whatever - I TAKE IT ALL BACK. Not only was that scene so hot I had to sit on my hands, I was actually cheering for demon!Sam to do naughty things to her neck on the bar right then and there. My god. And after he said, "Or maybe not," if he had snapped his teeth a little, I would have spontaneously combusted. PS, Jared is ENORMOUS. E-NOR-MOUS. Someone hold me!

  7. Whoever picks out the music in this show for evil people makes me happy in the pants. Jim Morrison is sexy at the worst of times, and then we get Evil!Sam tying Jo up and talking all low and hot? Afjoghawjf;aijwfoihgaw;jf. And that knife, oh dear Jesus Christ, that put me out of commission for the rest of the episode.
    7b. "My daddy shot your daddy in the head" - I...can't decide if I should laugh or moan at that. He's all *squirms* slinky about it. OH, and who else actually keened at his little twitchy smirk after he shot Dean off the wharf? Smirk of pure SEX.
  8. BOBBEH! Oh, you are so smart, Bobby, oh! Do you think he does that all the time, no matter what? Like, no big deal, even if he knows you're coming, just a little holy water in your beer in case you're possessed or a vampire? Man, I love how we keep picking up these tiny pieces and facts about how smart and prepared hunters are - Dean and Sam included.

  9. I...MEG. It was MEG. *FLAPS* THAT. I. AND! MEG, oh baby, I missed you something fierce. Maybe there will be a resurgence of Meg!Fic, please Walt Disney make my dream come true. And, oh Dean. You're such a pervert, I love you to pieces. Sammy had a girl in him! <33333


In conclusion: ROCK ON, SPN!! And, hoo boy, Jared. The Doors - The Crystal Ship for your listening pleasure.

[identity profile] galadrielriver.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I keened. I so very much did.

In several scenes.

I just fuckin' loved this ep. Srsly.

*sighs*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think pretty much anything coherent I had to say was lost. Five minutes in. Oh my god.
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[personal profile] trinity_clare 2007-02-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
2b. The best part is, Sam's the one who called them that. "One look at his dewy, sensitive eyes and they'll let me right in" or something like that.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Damn, I have to watch it again. HURRY UP TORRENT!JIFJEF

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
7b. "My daddy shot your daddy in the head" - I...can't decide if I should laugh or moan at that. He's all *squirms* slinky about it. OH, and who else actually keened at his little twitchy smirk after he shot Dean off the wharf? Smirk of pure SEX.

you don't UNDERSTAND! i MOANED. OUT LOUD. my own mother came in and asked if i was okay *facepalm*


and jeezus ginormous jared. his HAND engulfed jo's ENTIRE HAND. AND WRIST! I JUST... *flail*

hold me *grabby hands*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
*MUTUAL CLINGING* s'the best i can do right now. am utterly destroyed by this ep.

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
HHAHAHAHA. JENSEN ON THE DAILY SHOW. would own my lacy panties forever, the end.

dude, evil!Sam just. I. cannot. THINK. like. aslkfkjsdlfkjslkd

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
BABY, can you imagine Jon all giggling into his hands over Jensen? AJFOIAW;irFHIOJGIJAWFHI x 4985035242348.

*tries not to think about evil sam* *clings*

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
dude, I can't even. like, when he grabbed Jo and ALMOST KISSED HER OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO AND MY BRAIN ESSPLODED ON THE SPOT

I don't like Jo, but DAMN, that would have been fucking hot. hothothohtohot.

[identity profile] spazzbot.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
1. the beginning had me going a bit 'weh?' because it was like all fast and zomg we were in it and yeah, but I totally loved that too.

2. Jared FTW!

3b. I sort of convulsed a little bit thinking about a drunk & smoking Sammy. because yeah, totally awful habits but um. TEH SEX.

4. *heart clenches*

5. Not that Jared isn't totally hilarious because he is, but Jensen's dry wit kills me every time. I've seen people complain about Jen being not funny and boring and I'm always like, 'huh?' because I think he can be pretty hilarious.

6. I am unable to make actual comments about that scene because I was chewing a hole through my lip and trying not to squirm off the couch because it was prettymuch the HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER.

7. see above comment regarding what evil!sam does to me.

7b. on paper that line shouldn't be hot in the slightest but the way he said it. *melts* and that smirk? *falls over*

8. I have always liked Bobby, but I never expected that I would fangirl!squeal all high pitched like, 'bobby i love you!' as much as I did tonight.

9. MEG! for some reason to me Meg prettymuch = SEX/PORN/ETC and so when that little detail was revealed I almost lost it. I thought about Meg straddling Sammy and then well, Meg inside Sammy and then Dean, and well, I think all my wires sort of crossed and I short circuited.

umm. apologies for the whacked out comment spam. i'm not even drunk, except on Winchesters.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
MEG! for some reason to me Meg prettymuch = SEX/PORN/ETC and so when that little detail was revealed I almost lost it. I thought about Meg straddling Sammy and then well, Meg inside Sammy and then Dean, and well, I think all my wires sort of crossed and I short circuited.

AWFOIGWA. OIAJFNAFILJWAFI! I have a well-broadcasted crush on Meg, too. In fact, I think people have taunted me about it before. AND THEN SHE WAS IN SAM?! AJWFIOJAWf. *Clings desperately to you*

WERD to everything else, and feel free to spam. I am spammable.

[identity profile] undecipherable.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. I was home for the show but some stuff has been happening so I missed the first fifteen and minutes and so I had no idea what was going on and decided to wait until I could download it to watch. Although, I read this of course and all I have to say is MEG?!?

*needs a torrent or something BADLY*

Ah. I emailed you the other day. Did you not get it?

[identity profile] undecipherable.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh and P.S. The Crystal Ship is my absolute favorite Doors song and just knowing they used it makes me happy in my pants like mad.

[identity profile] dea-liberty.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I flailed. A lot.

And I seriously didn't think Jared could pull evil!Sam off like he did. It was just...whoa. Fucking hot. And fucking amazing.

And...seriously. I needed a cold shower :P

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
WERD to all of that. I swear, there were points where whimpers turned into moans turned into screams.

Speaking of screams, AWJGIAWFHIGWAF YOUR ICON, DEA, OMG!!!JFAIWFJAWG!

[identity profile] dea-liberty.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] morgaine22 and her vamp!Sam and Dean manips. *nodnod* I saw it and I just HAD to HAVE IT FOR MYSELF.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
All I can do is flail, so. Watch me go. *FLAILS*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
*watches you go* Kiiiiim, it was so much better than last week! MY PANTIES.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I AM WRITING TO JARED AND TELLING HIM HE HAS TO BUY ME A NEW SET OF PANTIES BECAUSE ALL OF MINE EXPLODED.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
DOES THIS MEAN YOU HAVE NONE ON? I AGREE. JARED SHOULD HAVE TO BUY US ALL NEW PANTIES.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
YES, YES IT DOES. WE SHOULD MASS E-MAIL HIM.

Dear Jared:

I hope you have a big enough pay check to buy Supernatural's entire female fanbase new panties, because your sex points went through the roof last night and set all of mine on fire. Not to mention about a million other girls.

So, get to it. And warn us next time, m'kay?

Love,
Pantiless Fangirls

PS: wanna come over? bring Jensen too.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
See, if Jared's coming over, I really don't want him to buy me new panties. He'll just have to take them off again.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
But, see, it's more fun when he gets to take them off! Foreplay, dude.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I've had enough foreplay by the time he steps through the door and smiles, man. Unless...wait, do you think he'd peel them off with his teeth?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I think they'd both tear them off with their teeth. AT THE SAME TIME.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I...can live with that. Very easily. Here, have some pornitude.



they're slick with sweat, skin sliding, catching - the air is heavy with it, even in the middle of winter. it smells like a new orleans summer. spicy, dean thinks, pressing the flat of his tongue to sam's neck and dragging, up, up.

sam makes a noise like he's tearing, breaking apart. dean. dean, please.

the skin behind sam's ear is soft, wisps of hair curling against it with salty water. dean sinks his teeth in, listening to the shaky hitch of sam's breath. loving it.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
spicy, dean thinks, pressing the flat of his tongue to sam's neck and dragging, up, up.

*climbs on you* baby, I lurv you and your porn.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
*kisses* <333 fankoo, baby.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
*eats your icon*

Next year, my dad is going to buy me the exact same cellphone Dean has. A Verzion Chocolate. *feels oddly proud of that*

[identity profile] peccare.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
i love your spazzing and have been flipping through your eljay. do you mind if i friend?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Go right ahead!! *welcomes you with open brackets*