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Ok, so remember that INCENDIARY photo of Jared I just put up? The one with the (ETA: POSSIBLE, oy) eyeliner? Well, I realized I had a BIGGER VERSION. Take care to put on your flame-retardant panties.
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OMG, and the COLLAR. And the SWEATER. This gives me an incredibly strong urge to bite something. Like, I literally had to bite my thumb (at you, sir... OMG I'm such a loser). That's... not normal. SO HOT. SOOOO HOT.
Thank you, Mel! (Seriously. I'm in pretty much the worst mood ever because CHEMISTRY and my PERIOD (I know, TMI. But everyone must FEEL MY PAIN) but NOW I'm NOT because JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRED. With the good hair. And the goatee. And the HOMGZZZ EYELINERRRRR.)
Thank you, Mel! (Seriously. I'm in pretty much the worst mood ever because CHEMISTRY and my PERIOD (I know, TMI. But everyone must FEEL MY PAIN) but NOW I'm NOT because JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRED. With the good hair. And the goatee. And the HOMGZZZ EYELINERRRRR.)
..... flatlines*
Tell me this is not Photoshop.
Tell me this is not Photoshop.
*KEYSMASH* !!!
OH MY GOD. OHHHHHH MY GOD. I CAN'T BREATHE. *pants and gasps*
I am dead.
Oh so very dead.
Although I need to focus more on his eyes for this one because now I'm noticing the airbrushing... Doesn't he have a mole near his nose normally?
Oh so very dead.
Although I need to focus more on his eyes for this one because now I'm noticing the airbrushing... Doesn't he have a mole near his nose normally?
I die a little bit every time someone airbrushes his moles away. *tear*
IF THE SUN WORE EYELINER!! *flails*
*stares in a mesmerised and happy sort of a way*
OooOOooOOoOOOoOOOooo!
OooOOooOOoOOOoOOOooo!
::flails::
QPIwfjsbdpyegfinvjzbvpzuhijn
::steals::
QPIwfjsbdpyegfinvjzbvpzuhijn
::steals::
Yeah...I'm thinking the magazine this is taken from had a thing against moles. Stupid magazine!
BUT HE'S STILL PRETTY!
BUT HE'S STILL PRETTY!
*MOUTH TO MOUTH* BREATHE, BABY - IN OUT, IN OUT.
It's from a magazine scan, so it's probably airbrushed a little, but I didn't photoshop it! THAT IS 100% OFFICIAL EYE MAKE UP!
*gasps for breath* *chokes* *breathes*
...
*looks at picture again*
*just... DIES*
Oh man. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT GEM???
...
*looks at picture again*
*just... DIES*
Oh man. WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT GEM???
WHAT OMG ARE YOU KIDDING??? JARED ACTUALLY WORE EYELINER????
*IS EVEN DEADER*
Damn you! I am sitting in the university library GASPING FOR BREATH! *shakes fist*
*IS EVEN DEADER*
Damn you! I am sitting in the university library GASPING FOR BREATH! *shakes fist*
OMG, what magazine is this from? How have I never seen this picture before??
I HAVE NO IDEA! I've had it on my harddrive for ages! Seriously it was one of the first pictures I ever found of Jared, which is why I believed for so long that Jared was the prettier of the two. LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOOOOOOOK!
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Translation: HOT!!! *dies*
Translation: HOT!!! *dies*
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING, MY EYES ARE DRYING OUT FROM THE NOT-BLINKING, OH MY GOD.
This is... this is the best day EVER.
This is... this is the best day EVER.
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