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Ok, so remember that INCENDIARY photo of Jared I just put up? The one with the (ETA: POSSIBLE, oy) eyeliner? Well, I realized I had a BIGGER VERSION. Take care to put on your flame-retardant panties.
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OMG, and the COLLAR. And the SWEATER. This gives me an incredibly strong urge to bite something. Like, I literally had to bite my thumb (at you, sir... OMG I'm such a loser). That's... not normal. SO HOT. SOOOO HOT.
Thank you, Mel! (Seriously. I'm in pretty much the worst mood ever because CHEMISTRY and my PERIOD (I know, TMI. But everyone must FEEL MY PAIN) but NOW I'm NOT because JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRED. With the good hair. And the goatee. And the HOMGZZZ EYELINERRRRR.)
Thank you, Mel! (Seriously. I'm in pretty much the worst mood ever because CHEMISTRY and my PERIOD (I know, TMI. But everyone must FEEL MY PAIN) but NOW I'm NOT because JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYRED. With the good hair. And the goatee. And the HOMGZZZ EYELINERRRRR.)
*HOLDS YOUUU* chemistry is seriously a bitchcake and a half. i've been where you are, honey, and it's a sad, sad, horrible place to be. i'm glad jared could make you better though WITH HIS BEAUTY.
..... flatlines*
Tell me this is not Photoshop.
Tell me this is not Photoshop.
It's from a magazine scan, so it's probably airbrushed a little, but I didn't photoshop it! THAT IS 100% OFFICIAL EYE MAKE UP!
*KEYSMASH* !!!
OH MY GOD. OHHHHHH MY GOD. I CAN'T BREATHE. *pants and gasps*
*MOUTH TO MOUTH* BREATHE, BABY - IN OUT, IN OUT.
I am dead.
Oh so very dead.
Although I need to focus more on his eyes for this one because now I'm noticing the airbrushing... Doesn't he have a mole near his nose normally?
Oh so very dead.
Although I need to focus more on his eyes for this one because now I'm noticing the airbrushing... Doesn't he have a mole near his nose normally?
I die a little bit every time someone airbrushes his moles away. *tear*
IF THE SUN WORE EYELINER!! *flails*
*stares in a mesmerised and happy sort of a way*
OooOOooOOoOOOoOOOooo!
OooOOooOOoOOOoOOOooo!
::flails::
QPIwfjsbdpyegfinvjzbvpzuhijn
::steals::
QPIwfjsbdpyegfinvjzbvpzuhijn
::steals::
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Translation: HOT!!! *dies*
Translation: HOT!!! *dies*
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*flail*
dofhjkaoskdrimsldfjjlk!
asdohfjsifdj!
asehriejdisdfsdkfhasljfhasdfjdgkhash!!!!!!
*bangs head oneyeliner keyboard*
dofhjkaoskdrimsldfjjlk!
asdohfjsifdj!
asehriejdisdfsdkfhasljfhasdfjdgkhash!!!!!!
*bangs head on
LA;KSFJASFL;KJALSJALJLFJASLDFJASFL;AJF;ASJLDF
mel. mel mel mel MEL. MEL. MEL!
i want to fuck his hair. zomg. and his eyes. his eyes. the HOOKER EYES OF DOOM!
*pants and wibbles*
*does not care if it is photoshopped or not*
mel. mel mel mel MEL. MEL. MEL!
i want to fuck his hair. zomg. and his eyes. his eyes. the HOOKER EYES OF DOOM!
*pants and wibbles*
*does not care if it is photoshopped or not*
*HOLDS YOU* I KNOOOWWWWWWwwww!! He's just - it's too much! I CANT. *CLINGS*
god I just wanna . . . I wanna . . . nnnnggg.
You know, there's a reason why he wears his hair like that. It's cause he likes mean to grab a handful and pull during rough sex.
You know, there's a reason why he wears his hair like that. It's cause he likes mean to grab a handful and pull during rough sex.
HELLO THERE, JARED. *flatlines*
*giggles uncontrollably*
Mel, do you realize what this is doing to me? How am I supposed to study for my econ test now?
Mel, do you realize what this is doing to me? How am I supposed to study for my econ test now?
You aren't! You're supposed to sit here and stare at Jared for hours upon hours upon hours until your eyes fall out or you have to change your pants, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
*flappy hands*
*isn't sure she can resist the urge to write eyeliner porn*
*isn't sure she can resist the urge to write eyeliner porn*
...
Alright, I've got nothing!
...
HOW CAN HE BE SO HOT??!! IT'S LIKE STARRING INTO THE SUN1!!
Also, I am so jealous, I could never get my eyeliner to look like that.
Alright, I've got nothing!
...
HOW CAN HE BE SO HOT??!! IT'S LIKE STARRING INTO THE SUN1!!
Also, I am so jealous, I could never get my eyeliner to look like that.
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