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Does it ever happen to you where you're reading, like, a really great story or even just a good one and it's not sad or even angsty in any way - hell, it might have the happiest or silliest or just endingest ending ever - but you get to the end and you're just, you just want to cry anyway? Like, you're just so overwhelmed by it that you either have to cry or you have to get up and walk away for a while to get yourself together? I mean, there are stories that are, like, fifteen thousand words long that do this to me, but then there are ones that are, like, three hundred words long and I'm ready to bawl as soon as I see 'post comment' at the bottom.

I don't even know if, what, is it because it's over? Or is it that I got sucked in so much that it's jarring to reach the end and be forced out of it? Like. Because, yeah. Jesus.

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Haha! YES! Then again sometimes it's not so useful to have dick. Like when you're aroused in public LOL ;) But yeah, I'd have to agree, dicks are pretty cool and I want one ;)
Also? *points at icon*

Dude, I would so not mind getting a boner in public if it meant I didn't have to bleed out of my vagina every month. Awkward arousal? Bring it.

WELL at least we have the clit and the g-spot. Those are pretty nice things to have.

Dude, I would so not mind getting a boner in public if it meant I didn't have to bleed out of my vagina every month.
That is so TOTALLY true. You win!

Haha! You know what? We should totally do a pro/contra list. Penis vs. vagina. That would be hilarious!

WE SHOULD. Let's.

Boy bitsPros: Easy access, prostate, ability to do the fucking, easier to get off.
Cons: Awkward public erections, can't fake an orgasm, size complexes.

Girl bitsPros: Multiple orgasms/different kinds of, easier clean-up, ability to fake orgasm.
Cons: Sometimes difficult to get off, MENSTRUATION, can only recieve.

Does "ability to fuck Jensen Ackles" count as a pro for boy bits?
Also, you forgot the g-spot and the clit. Total pros!

Boy bits
Pros: Easy access, prostate, ability to do the fucking and recieving, easier to get off, can fuck Jensen Ackles' gorgeous ass and mouth.
Cons: Awkward public erections, can't fake an orgasm, size complexes.

Girl bits
Pros: Multiple orgasms/different kinds of, easier clean-up, ability to fake orgasm, g-spot, clit, vibrators.
Cons: Sometimes difficult to get off, MENSTRUATION, can only recieve.

Ha! Now see since you brought the toys in, you have to put the vibrator in the boy bits pros too. And then you can go on and add cock ring, if we're gonna do it that way ;)
Hmm also: circumcision. Is that a pro or a con? I can't tell. Oh and wet dreams. That's probably a con.

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