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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-04-03 07:14 pm
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buh-buh-baby, you just ain't seen nuh-nuh-nothin' yet

Thank you, Karma, for that loving display of 'bitch, you get what you deserve'. I'm not sure I could have gone another week without doing something to my bad ankle. Awesome. I hope this month doesn't turn into Hate-pril or something equally horrid.

On a more positive note, after reading the new J-squared interview, I comment-ficced in [livejournal.com profile] lokiie's journal. It is small, but it is also slightly mighty. \o/


"Jared, you're all - dude, what's with that face, cut it out," Jensen says, wrinkling his nose and reaching out to bat Jared's hand away. He plants his thumbs on either side of Jared's mouth and pushes, molding Jared's face into something that doesn't look quite so much like 'deranged hotdog'. Jared bears the treatment without complaint, staring off over Jensen's shoulder at something. Probably food, because that's just how Jared works.

"You know," he says eventually, messing up Jensen's careful work. It's like watching a house of cards fall, Jensen thinks sadly. "You're totally the only person in the world who I'd let get away with this, dude. You should, like, feel priviledged or something."

That strange twitch is pushing Jared's left cheek up abnormally again. Jensen pokes it with a finger, hopeful that maybe it'll deflate like a balloon.

"I do. Very priviledged," he says absently.

"Good," Jared says, abruptly relaxing his facial muscles and staring at Jensen with serious eyes. Jensen suddenly realizes he's missed something - oh shit, did Jared just say what Jensen thinks he did? "Just making sure you know is all. That you...should feel priviledged."

Yeah. He did.

Jensen flounders for a minute, off-kilter and kind of shocked. Jared's still staring at him, warm, easy smile tilting his mouth and turning his eyes a lighter shade of green.

"Um," Jensen says. "You can, uh, play with my face too? I mean, I'd let you. Play with my face." This is coming out really badly, he recognizes slowly. "Not that...this is a metaphor. For playing with things. I'm just saying - faces."

Jared's laughing himself sick by the time Jensen stumbles to a halt, his foot thoroughly in his mouth. "Dude. Dude, that was priceless. Oh man, I am never letting you live that down," Jared gasps out between guffaws. "I'll blow you during lunch, okay? Seriously, best thing ever."

[identity profile] misskatieleigh.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude.



Like really.... DUDE. You're them. The voice. It's just ... wow.



!!!!*flaily hands of glee*


I'll blow you during lunch, okay?

\0/

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeee, our boys are so in love. I CAN'T HELP IT, THEY WRITE THEMSELVES!! *squeals into fists* DID YOU READ THE INTERVIEW, DID YOU DID YOU? *tries to contain capslock*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
zomg. http://raelee.livejournal.com/381190.html

[identity profile] misskatieleigh.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!



Oh Jensen I love you sooooooo....



*passes out*

[identity profile] alchemyonfire.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww! That made me smiley.
*Snort*
Jensen's such a frickin' dork. That's why we lurve him.
Awesome job, darling! :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Whee! I'm glad I made you smile, honey! *smishes you* Jensen is so precious, hahah! <3
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey baby, if this turns into Hate-pril or something? I promise to send you naughty stuff by mail that will make the customs people blush. Or something.

Also? OMG J2!!! I know I keep repeating myself, but, how are you so awesome?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really would? Oh, honey, you're so good to me! Hopefully it won't come to that, because as much fun as it would be to have stuff like that come in the mail, I do not want another Helluary. That would just...it would suck for all involved. I already see the stirrings of emo all over the flist, and ugh. NUUUUuuuu!

*tackles you and preempts the bad by molesting you like woah*
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Of COURSE I would!

Let's make the emo go away with porn, baby, best strategy ever!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-04-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*CLAPS*

Oh, I haven't read RPS in close to a month and Mel, this is priceless. You are priceless. Become a man and we'll talk about the prospect of babies.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG, you are the third person today to tell me to become a man. I would love to become a man, because then I would have a cock, but alas. It does not work that way. D:

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-04-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Dude. And having a cock would be fun, because then you could buttsex.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Not only could I have buttsex, but I could get a blowjob. Mmmmmmmmm. I really want a blowjob, Kim. :(

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-04-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god. That would be awesome. Boys have it made. Seriously - COCKS. Buttsex. No such thing as PMS or menstrual cycles.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
BASTARDS! I don't even WANT to hear their stupid protests about inappropriate erections. THEY HAVE IT SO EASY.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-04-04 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Cocks are pretty but it doesn't make up for the fact that, sometimes, THEY ARE JERKS. Being all "Oh, you're a little PMS today" YES, YES I AM. You would be too if you had BLOOD gushing out of your crotch! Jesus.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
YES! What is that? Don't they know by now that we're just gonna bite their heads off if they say something like that? Or are they just that DENSE?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-04-04 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do think they are that dense. I make a point of telling my guy friends when they do slip and make comments like that, that they are to NEVER say that to their wives or they won't make it out alive. I have a heart; I go easy on them. But I still give them a look that could peel their faces right off.
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[identity profile] arabella-hope.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

Oh Jared, you dirty dog you.

LOVE this - their banter is priceless!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha, Jared is a honry bastard, isn't he? *♥*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I actually just said honry, didn't I? ....*sits in corner*
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
*GLEE*

OH BABY. This was just SO THEM. You could right them bantering back and forth forEVER and I would eat it up. WITH A SPOON.

Also? This is my birthday month and I'm starting it out by having DENTAL SURGERY. ;_;

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
NUUUUUU. I will write you a present if you want. I WILL WRITE YOU AN EPIC PRESENT OF EPIC BANTERINGNESS. *holds you close*
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
*clings*

Can it be J2 banter with possible blowjobs and/or handjobs? Or hell, I'll take making out. I'm EASY.

*loves all over you*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have anything in particular you'd like? Like, a few word prompts or a certain line or something? *poised*
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
UHHH.

Maybe, on hiatus in LA over the summer?

I'm fairly easy.

[identity profile] shibbyfangirl.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
new j2 interview? linky please! i can't believe i missed it T_T

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
zomg! http://raelee.livejournal.com/381190.html