Awww. I totally once ruined a pot at home because I put the noodle water in there to boil. Then I forgot it. When it started smelling funny I ran into the kitchen and all the water had evaporated and the pot was ruined because of it. Dude, water is EVIL I tell you.
Maybe you should just order pizza from now on?
Oh and one time when I was just going to bed I put something in the trash in the kitchen and slammed the door shut afterwards. And I turned around to leave and heard a noise behind me. When I turned back to see what was happening I saw a casserole dish start to slip from the pile of clean dishes. So without thinking (as usual) I totally jumped to catch it. That included me falling to my knees with outstretched hands to catch the damn thing. We have tiles in our kitchen and I literally just dropped on them. Of course I didn't catch the dish. It hit the floor a few seconds before I did. It's were I got the scar at the base of my thumb from. Bled like hell but I was just glad nothing more happened. I couldn't really move my thumb for a few days and I had the biggest bruises on my knees, like blue and green and dark brown.
Uh, this was longer than I intended...Uh, hi?