and i'd just gotten done telling dad i wasn't crazy.

[unamaga]

Today has been an odd day.

I took nyquil at around four am to get the hell to sleep and then I spent the entire time I was asleep having fever dreams. At one point, Nick and Sara from CSI got on a wooden bench and did a tap dancing number while Warrick bagged up a random severed head - stop looking at me like that! Nyquil does weird things to me! - and that somehow segued into me finding new bras at the bottom of my clean clothes bin. That was Very Important and Significant to dream!Mel, apparently.

Then, after I'd woken up and suffered through the inevitable nyquil hangover, I set the toaster oven on fire. Not a huge fire or anything, just enough to completely char the pizza I'd been cooking. That takes skill, I think, since making Ellios is a pretty cut-and-dry sort of event. Been a few years since I last managed it. I'm so speshul. \o/

A bunch more odd stuff happened between then and now that I won't bore you with, but just now I feel compelled to tell you that there are tiny cuts into my nails that I have no idea about. How did they get there? What do they want? I didn't fall or scrape myself against anything, what the hell!

...Anyway. Here's a huge assful of music that I've been listening to lately, because even though I was tagged for a meme with seven songs by __3amconfession, we all know I can never keep it down.

Tori Amos Albums:
Little Earthquakes
Strange Little Girls
Under the Pink
[All Three]

Random Songs:
My Brightest Diamond - Freak Out
Tom Petty - Saving Grace
Sister Vanilla - Down
Cat Power - Werewolf
Hole - Celebrity Skin
Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus
Frank Black - Headache
The Tea Party - Temptation (Rhys Fulber Remix)
Joni Mitchell - Blue
The Beatles - Twist and Shout
How'd today treat you, guys? No spontaneous combustions or dancing CSIs, I hope. Although, dancing CSIs are pretty fun, mwah hah hah! Oh, Nick, get down with your bad self. ♥

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

At one point, Nick and Sara from CSI got on a wooden bench and did a tap dancing number while Warrick bagged up a random severed head

Blah, I can't compete with that!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Are you telling me no one's ever up and TAP DANCED in your dreams before? :O

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

Oh, the dreams I've had - God, you really don't want to know. I had this one Harry Potter one that still haunts me to this day. And then another one where Jared set this store on fire, gave me a blank cheque with "Hi" where the money was supposed to be and his signature crossed out for publicity reasons and Jensen took me down this bridge that led to something that looked like Heaven.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA I remember you telling me about the Harry Potter one! I still have the comment thread saved somewhere! *cackle* Your subconscious and my subconcious should get together and take over the world with CRAZY.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

OMG, PLEASE DELETE THAT LINK. *hides* That is the most embarrasing thing ever. My friends still make fun of me about it - they all think I'm nuts.

Imagine if our subconcious's got married and had babies? I could finally live out my life long dream - TO PHYSICALLY KILL MATH.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Our subconscious babies would rule with a lube-covered fist. I imagine there would be lots of buttsex and frottage and oral sex and, well, just plain sex. Lots of sex.

I think I'm stuck on sex, Kim. SEX SEX SEX. PORN!

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

Sex is good. You can never go wrong with sex. I wonder if I could somehow incorporate sex into every sentence from now on until I get bored?

I gave my friend the gay porn you gave me and now she's all kinds of happy. BUTTSEX SHOULD BE CURE FOR DEPRESSION.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA! I love sexual corruption. It makes me happy in my heart and also in my pants. HOW'S THAT WORKIN' FOR YOU, BTW?

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

Happy in the pants is always good 'cause it leads to much sexing. GAY PORN = *thumbs up* I don't have the CDs right now since they are, alas, with my friend, but I really don't mind sharing the love. And since I am paranoid, I lost them for a bit because I forgot where I put them.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I guess in this case, a little paranoia is warrented. *scratches back of neck sheepishly* You know, I hadn't realized how illegal it was to send you that until AFTER it'd already been sent and I stumble-upon'd something about border laws.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

*g* It's daring! As long as you don't get caught, then you're okay. Why do you think public sex is such a turn on for some people? Besides the fact that they're crazy...

*makes flappy hands at your icon*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Mmm, public sex. I like public sex when it's more along the lines of a stopped elevator or a bathroom stall. Getting off on a park bench is not my style. Um, not that you care. I'm babbling.

Running!Sammich is a thing of hot. *nod*

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

Oh, I agree. I'd rather do it in a semi-public place. Best place would be in a changing room and just be as loud as you can. That is awesome.

OMG, THE STRIP OF SKIN. *dies*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Ooo, changing room. Fingers curling over the top of the wall to hold on, breath fogging up the mirror in front of you. *daydreams*

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

The rushed excitment. *swoons* Oh, the looks on peoples faces afterwards. I would hope that I would mentally scar one kid. *ev0l*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAH! the best would be if you did it in the juniors section of a department store.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

OMG!! Come out of the room and see all these moms staring at you. I would just say, "Sorry. I was having a hard time fitting into the pants" and walk away.

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooooooh Tori Amos! *downloads all albums because she only got Scarlett's Waltz*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*throws confetti*! did you want the beekeeper too? i have that one! :D

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Well I certainly wouldn't mind having it :-)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

The Beekeeper (http://www.sendspace.com/file/krymj8) for joo! :D

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Yay thank you!!!

[peccare.livejournal.com]

why were you toasting a pizza? wouldnt the toppings fall off?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

not a toaster, but a toaster oven. like so:



it's a mini oven! for no apparent reason! it comes in handy, though.

[peccare.livejournal.com]

oooh! we have one of those. it makes tasty things :D:D:D

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Awww. I totally once ruined a pot at home because I put the noodle water in there to boil. Then I forgot it. When it started smelling funny I ran into the kitchen and all the water had evaporated and the pot was ruined because of it. Dude, water is EVIL I tell you.
Maybe you should just order pizza from now on?
Oh and one time when I was just going to bed I put something in the trash in the kitchen and slammed the door shut afterwards. And I turned around to leave and heard a noise behind me. When I turned back to see what was happening I saw a casserole dish start to slip from the pile of clean dishes. So without thinking (as usual) I totally jumped to catch it. That included me falling to my knees with outstretched hands to catch the damn thing. We have tiles in our kitchen and I literally just dropped on them. Of course I didn't catch the dish. It hit the floor a few seconds before I did. It's were I got the scar at the base of my thumb from. Bled like hell but I was just glad nothing more happened. I couldn't really move my thumb for a few days and I had the biggest bruises on my knees, like blue and green and dark brown.
Uh, this was longer than I intended...Uh, hi?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE RAMBLY IN THE MORNING. And, hey. I'm totally an awesome cook when I'm not setting things on fire. *points*

ps, *kisses your scar*

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not EXACTLY morning, but still...
And mhmm I'd love for you to cook stuff for me!

And, omg, ARE YOU ONLINE RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU? ARE YOU?

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

*giggles* you have funny dreams :D

I took the Tori and Cat Power...GOOD STUFF. do you happen to have there CD?

Just wanted to ask :D

I hope you feel better

I MISS YOU MEL :D

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

*pets* You'll always be a full of craziness. THE GOOD KIND!


OMG TORI AMOS!!! *snogs you like whoah*

[ericaplease.livejournal.com]

I need to stop being an asshole and leave you more comments. Today was terrible, mostly because I didn't wear a sweatshirt to my 8 am class and thus FROZE MY ASS OFF, and it was all downhill from there. God, I hate Davis weather. *bitchface*

hi baby. ♥

[vily.livejournal.com]

Wow, thanks! 90% of my Tori is on cassette and that does not work with the mp3 player.

And now I've dated myself.