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Entry tags:
- hp,
- open letters,
- sga,
- spn
CUIDADO LLAMMASSSS!
Dear Universe,
You're so funny. If I could give you some milk chocolate lindt truffles I would, because seriously: awesome.
So much love,
Mel
Dear John Sheppard's Hair,
GOD, just. Just stop it. It's not right, it's not fair, and you really shouldn't be naturally that beautiful.
Reluctant Lust,
Mel
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We're broadcasting today from the local Panera, where I have just eaten far too much of my panini and apple and am now feeling slightly nnnffff. However, there is some pretty fabulous clarinet and trumpet jazz going on in the background and the old man seated across the aisle from us is infinitely entertaining to me for no apparent reason. Maybe it's his bafflement at our laptops? Aww, old people.
Anyway, Robin and I have SPN fic in the works, which should be coming out in...uh, soonish, and also I have an SGA fic started in which Rodney McKay is a hamster. Why did anyone want me in a new fandom? I've done enough damage to the first. I should be banned. AND JULES TOO. John/Stargate? <3333 Oh baby, I adore.
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You're so funny. If I could give you some milk chocolate lindt truffles I would, because seriously: awesome.
So much love,
Mel
Dear John Sheppard's Hair,
GOD, just. Just stop it. It's not right, it's not fair, and you really shouldn't be naturally that beautiful.
Reluctant Lust,
Mel
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We're broadcasting today from the local Panera, where I have just eaten far too much of my panini and apple and am now feeling slightly nnnffff. However, there is some pretty fabulous clarinet and trumpet jazz going on in the background and the old man seated across the aisle from us is infinitely entertaining to me for no apparent reason. Maybe it's his bafflement at our laptops? Aww, old people.
Anyway, Robin and I have SPN fic in the works, which should be coming out in...uh, soonish, and also I have an SGA fic started in which Rodney McKay is a hamster. Why did anyone want me in a new fandom? I've done enough damage to the first. I should be banned. AND JULES TOO. John/Stargate? <3333 Oh baby, I adore.
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And god, I have been sidetracked from my SPN by the STOP TRYING TO DATE ME RODNEY fic. It amuses too much.
LLAMASSSSSSSS.
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IF YOU SEE PEOPLE SWIMMING WHERE THERE ARE LLAMAS, SHOUT TO THEM: CUIDDDAADDOOO, LLAMMMAAASS!
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PS, John's hair is the eighth wonder of the natural world.
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JOHN! IS HOT! I KNOW RIGHT? SERIOUSLY! WHY SO HOT? WITH THE HAIR! You've seen "Home," right? Track jacket + button up shirt should NOT look good on anyone. BUT IT DOES. AHHHH SHEPPARD. *combusts*
You should write Sheppard porn. I mean, McShep would be good, or John/Elizabeth, or John/anybody, really. Except Teyla... she kind of bothers me sometimes.
SHEPPARDDDDD.
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Dear John Sheppard's Hair,
FAJIPWFMAWJFMNAWPIWFIPJWGAHIJWFVWAJFIPWFMNAWFIJWG JFIPAJVMWFAIWGJP LOVE JIPWNFAPJGIWAF STICKY UPPY FJAIGJMAWFIJPIWGAWFJIM COWLICK JIPAMWNGAWIJFIPWAGNAWIFIJPWF AGWIPAFJPIJFIAJWG UNGELLED JPFIAMNIJAWIF ERECT JPFAMGWJFPI GOD.
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PS, TRUEFAX. I kinda think we should build a shrine? Maybe?
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And b) because, cool as the bookshops are looking (they've turned them all into the Ministry of Magic, it looks cracking!)......I couldn't be bothered queueing with smelly wierd people, as they seem to be in our neck of the woods. One of them last time round was sat outside the door with a sleeping bag. We were out and quite, quite drunk at the time and my mate tried to give her money. "I'm not a tramp," she said, offended. "I'm just waiting for Harry Potter." To which we replied, "Yeah, turns out Voldemort is Harry's father, says so on page 483," and everyone in the queue looked scandalised, as if we'd ACTUALLY read the book yet...
Plus, I'm not sure I want to read it!!!! If I do, it'll be over, and someone says Harry's gonna die, but if he doesn't, SOMEONE will, and Dumbledore was traumatic enough!!!!! I really don't think I can take the pain of it all....
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I do think I have a yellow shirt somewhere...
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(OMG BEST IDEA EVER.)
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Also, where did your username thing ("slowly dissolved by a 1-molar solution..OF PASSION") come from? It's funny.
(You're totes writing me that porn, right? RIGHT? PLZ?)
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Plus, I keep forgetting about poor old Bill! I completely must have whipped through the last bits of book 6, for some reason. She's got so many loose ends to tie up, she really better had...
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