i'm a snake, when we disagree

[unamaga]

There should be some sort of wicked festival, I think, considering this is the most EVIL post I have ever made: post number 666, aw yeah. In honor of this momentous occasion, I am hosting a Sin-a-thon! You heard that right.

It's a Sin-a-thon!
This is the free-for-all post in which you can let all your deep, dark secrets go; where you can toot your own horn; where you can drop your favorite dirty pictures or glut yourself on someone else's; where you can ask for the filthy fic you've always been afraid to before; where you can admit to cheating on that math test in high school.

Have you been harboring a secret LJ crush on someone? Is there a song that makes you think of evil things? Do you want to see Dean Winchester in his Sunday best, kneeling in the first pew?

Go on, give it a whirl. What's the harm?

Anonymous commenting is on. All Good Omens references are gleefully encouraged. Pimp this if you'd like, and, well, I'd say 'play nice', but that doesn't exactly fit the theme, does it? Have fun, then; let me tempt you to some mellowing wine. A nice, fine, highly alcoholic vintage...

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Have you been harboring a secret LJ crush on someone? Is there a song that makes you think of evil things? Do you want to see Dean Winchester in his Sunday best, kneeling in the first pew?

Yes a very big one. Yes (Disturbed - The Sickness). Yes, but only if he's fucking the priest, or at least paying for his sins with a blow job.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no respect for people who don't appreciate a little kink in their sex.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a manipulative little bitch. Sometimes I feel sorta bad about it, but usually it doesn't bother me. I mean, how else are you supposed to control people?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who took that to Sam whispering a rosary and praying for Dean's soul while Dean licked his cock? *cough*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Hi, no! I agree. Maybe there are collars involved. And an altar. And Latin.

Cuz I'd go to church for that.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Hhahaha! Oh, how I love you.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

That was my brain that made that odd kerflemigit noise.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

There's an 'Our Father' reference in there SOMEWHERE to up the kink factor even higher, I just...can't figure out how to phrase it.

[(Anonymous)]

It wasn't in math and it wasn't in high school, but I cheated on a science test in 6th grade.

The beginning of Kashmir by Led Zeppelin is my evil song.

And, hmm, yes, that Dean in his Sunday best idea? Sounds mighty fine. ...will Sam be smacking him on the ass after?

And congrats on hitting the evil number of posts!

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Well firstly, I full on thought your icon was William Beckett. Aka, this guy:

(http://photobucket.com)

See? The facial structure's the same, hair's similar, and she's exactly as skinny as him. Yeah, he's a ridiculous human being.

Which brings me to the sinfulness of BANDSLASH. This is the first time I've felt vaguely embarassed to be in a fandom. Usually I can get all earnest and "But it's BRILLIANT TV and they are so talented and you will love it come watch and squee with me!" But NOW. Sigh. I, personally, think they're all quite talented and whatnot, but yeah. Not so much everyone's cup of tea.

BUT, the sinful point of this is that I am lusting after a boy who looks twelve, is actually 19, and can be mistaken for a girl a good portion of the time. And the sad thing is I'm not even talking about William anymore, oh no, because there's SEVERAL boys in this fandom that can be mistaken for girls. And I find that hot. I'm a bit wtfbbq about it, trust me. I know you're just sitting there shaking your head.

UM. Let's see. Other sinful things not about pretty girlboys in eyeliner.

I used to think the idea of rimming was kind of gross, but then I got linked to some truly fab porn and hello. Completely a button. Ohyes.

Hmmm. I don't think I have many sinful secrets. All my sinfulness is out and proud. At least to you guys. Thank you fandom! ♥

HI BABY! *molests*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! You thought Mr. William was wearing a BRA and had BOOBS? I'm amused.

And the sad thing is I'm not even talking about William anymore, oh no, because there's SEVERAL boys in this fandom that can be mistaken for girls. And I find that hot.

Nothing to be ashamed of there, baby. A little androgeny does a body good, I think. Especially when said androgeny wears EYE MAKE UP, oh yes. I approve whole-heartedly.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I haven't actually heard Kashmir, which is, uh, probably a huge failing on my part. Does anyone have it who might be willing to shhharree?

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Well, I have this terrible crush on a flistie. Whatever shall I do?

Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

I suppose my deepest darkest secret is that I have always, do now, and will forever more, very very much fancy Leonardo DiCaprio.

*sigh*

I feel so much better for getting that off my chest. And I never fancied ANY of the members of Take That, even though at the age of 12 I was supposed to because all my mates did.

The end :0P

"She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itself she dismissed them as only romance and knitting in a new form."

Re: Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Your reference FOR THE WIN. Oh yay.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

:O!

You should tell them how you feel. *nod nod*

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

*tries to be brave in the face of overwhelming adversity*

But... what if they don't like me back? WHAT WILL I DO? I shall waste away unto a shadow of my former self. Like Rodney after two hours without food.

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

So, I read in a book yesterday that men with symetrical features give women more orgasams...

SOMEONE, for the love of God inform me how exactly symmetricity == orgasms. wtf?

Oh also? Secret that might add interest. I discovered recently that lots of vodka and excessive heat equal hot but bizarre lesbian flavoured dreams. That is all.

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

KISS THEM!

Duh. ;)

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

O_O SURELY NOT!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Now WHY would I do that?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because the nose is RIGHT IN THE CENTER? Hem. Hem hem.

Re: Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I admit to loving Leo a shameful amount as well. I still have the Romeo + Juliet poster from my youth taped to the back wall of my closet.