i'm a snake, when we disagree

[unamaga]

There should be some sort of wicked festival, I think, considering this is the most EVIL post I have ever made: post number 666, aw yeah. In honor of this momentous occasion, I am hosting a Sin-a-thon! You heard that right.

It's a Sin-a-thon!
This is the free-for-all post in which you can let all your deep, dark secrets go; where you can toot your own horn; where you can drop your favorite dirty pictures or glut yourself on someone else's; where you can ask for the filthy fic you've always been afraid to before; where you can admit to cheating on that math test in high school.

Have you been harboring a secret LJ crush on someone? Is there a song that makes you think of evil things? Do you want to see Dean Winchester in his Sunday best, kneeling in the first pew?

Go on, give it a whirl. What's the harm?

Anonymous commenting is on. All Good Omens references are gleefully encouraged. Pimp this if you'd like, and, well, I'd say 'play nice', but that doesn't exactly fit the theme, does it? Have fun, then; let me tempt you to some mellowing wine. A nice, fine, highly alcoholic vintage...

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Have you been harboring a secret LJ crush on someone? Is there a song that makes you think of evil things? Do you want to see Dean Winchester in his Sunday best, kneeling in the first pew?

Yes a very big one. Yes (Disturbed - The Sickness). Yes, but only if he's fucking the priest, or at least paying for his sins with a blow job.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who took that to Sam whispering a rosary and praying for Dean's soul while Dean licked his cock? *cough*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

Hi, no! I agree. Maybe there are collars involved. And an altar. And Latin.

Cuz I'd go to church for that.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

Hhahaha! Oh, how I love you.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no respect for people who don't appreciate a little kink in their sex.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a manipulative little bitch. Sometimes I feel sorta bad about it, but usually it doesn't bother me. I mean, how else are you supposed to control people?

[(Anonymous)]

It wasn't in math and it wasn't in high school, but I cheated on a science test in 6th grade.

The beginning of Kashmir by Led Zeppelin is my evil song.

And, hmm, yes, that Dean in his Sunday best idea? Sounds mighty fine. ...will Sam be smacking him on the ass after?

And congrats on hitting the evil number of posts!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I haven't actually heard Kashmir, which is, uh, probably a huge failing on my part. Does anyone have it who might be willing to shhharree?

[smangosbubbles]

Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

:D

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Well firstly, I full on thought your icon was William Beckett. Aka, this guy:

(http://photobucket.com)

See? The facial structure's the same, hair's similar, and she's exactly as skinny as him. Yeah, he's a ridiculous human being.

Which brings me to the sinfulness of BANDSLASH. This is the first time I've felt vaguely embarassed to be in a fandom. Usually I can get all earnest and "But it's BRILLIANT TV and they are so talented and you will love it come watch and squee with me!" But NOW. Sigh. I, personally, think they're all quite talented and whatnot, but yeah. Not so much everyone's cup of tea.

BUT, the sinful point of this is that I am lusting after a boy who looks twelve, is actually 19, and can be mistaken for a girl a good portion of the time. And the sad thing is I'm not even talking about William anymore, oh no, because there's SEVERAL boys in this fandom that can be mistaken for girls. And I find that hot. I'm a bit wtfbbq about it, trust me. I know you're just sitting there shaking your head.

UM. Let's see. Other sinful things not about pretty girlboys in eyeliner.

I used to think the idea of rimming was kind of gross, but then I got linked to some truly fab porn and hello. Completely a button. Ohyes.

Hmmm. I don't think I have many sinful secrets. All my sinfulness is out and proud. At least to you guys. Thank you fandom! ♥

HI BABY! *molests*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! You thought Mr. William was wearing a BRA and had BOOBS? I'm amused.

And the sad thing is I'm not even talking about William anymore, oh no, because there's SEVERAL boys in this fandom that can be mistaken for girls. And I find that hot.

Nothing to be ashamed of there, baby. A little androgeny does a body good, I think. Especially when said androgeny wears EYE MAKE UP, oh yes. I approve whole-heartedly.

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Well, I have this terrible crush on a flistie. Whatever shall I do?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

:O!

You should tell them how you feel. *nod nod*

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

*tries to be brave in the face of overwhelming adversity*

But... what if they don't like me back? WHAT WILL I DO? I shall waste away unto a shadow of my former self. Like Rodney after two hours without food.

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

KISS THEM!

Duh. ;)

Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

I suppose my deepest darkest secret is that I have always, do now, and will forever more, very very much fancy Leonardo DiCaprio.

*sigh*

I feel so much better for getting that off my chest. And I never fancied ANY of the members of Take That, even though at the age of 12 I was supposed to because all my mates did.

The end :0P

"She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itself she dismissed them as only romance and knitting in a new form."

Re: Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

Your reference FOR THE WIN. Oh yay.

Re: Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I admit to loving Leo a shameful amount as well. I still have the Romeo + Juliet poster from my youth taped to the back wall of my closet.

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

So, I read in a book yesterday that men with symetrical features give women more orgasams...

SOMEONE, for the love of God inform me how exactly symmetricity == orgasms. wtf?

Oh also? Secret that might add interest. I discovered recently that lots of vodka and excessive heat equal hot but bizarre lesbian flavoured dreams. That is all.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because the nose is RIGHT IN THE CENTER? Hem. Hem hem.

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Hopefully the evil is still going on... I don't know if this is evil, but it might be considered evil by someone really ignorant, so. My secret is that I'm leaving for college in a week and a half and I'm really nervous for several reasons. One of them is that I'm not sure how I'm going to get my vibrator there without my parents seeing it when they help me unpack (right now I'm leaning towards stashing it in my purse, but that means having it in my purse all day), and also when I'm going to have time to masturbate because I'm going to have a roommate. And this is like, seriously stressing me out.

Also, being on my period makes me horny. It's really weird. And-- this is not so much an actual sin as a fandom sin-- I like schmoopy porn. Sometimes... it's even het. *ominous organ music, girlish shrieking, etc*

This is the place where I would put in a Good Omens reference, except I am in New Jersey and my copy of Good Omens is in Pennsylvania. Crowley didn't fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards, but I might've gotten the beginning bit of it wrong.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You need a SEX BAG*, clearly. Get a tiny backpack or decorative duffle that you can unpack without UNPACKING - just set it on a shelf or hang it on the back of the door casually. *nods sagely* Like, do you know Jansport? Get yourself a baby Jansport, and it will serve you well.

There, sorted. \o/


*Not to be confused with Sex Bomb, even though that is a fabulous, very compelling song.

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

Hello. =) Just letting you know that I've added you as a friend (I hope you don't mind.) I stumbled over your journal via your McShep fanmix and gave it a look around. I thought, 'Someone who loves SGA and Supernatural? AAAAAWESOME!'

If you really like McShep, I think you'll get a kick out of my layout, lol.

Also, to stay on topic...

I had a chance to have mind-blowing sex with someone I only kind of know on AIM, even met with him, but then declined. *smacks self* However, there will be another time, and I will not say no! Rawr!

And in keeping with two of my great fandom loves-- SGA and Supernatural-- does anyone else want to see a totally NC-17 crossover between those two shows? Somehow, some way? I could totally see Dean/John, maybe even Sam/Rodney. Or Dean/John/Sam/Rodney, lol.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hi! I totally don't mind that you've friended. Welcome aboard, sailor! It's nice to have someone else who likes SGA hanging around, since the majority of my flisties are monogomous with SPN. It is a sad, sad world we live in, really.

I'm convinced that putting all four of those people together in one sexual scene will result in my brain melting out my ears, because ngh. It's bad enough when either pair goes at it! All of them at once amounts to premeditated murder! :O

Although, uh. It'd be a nice way to go.

And the thought of Dean and Rodney in the same room is making me giggle a little into my hands. Dean would utterly flummox Rodney with his girl-pretty lashes and mouth and the way his smirk makes him look startlingly like Sheppard when he tilts his head to the right a little, and Rodney would start babbling, his nerves shot, sweaty palms rubbing against the tops of his thighs in sharp bursts.

("- and I can't believe you've never been to Canada, we're the naturally superior country, of course. You wouldn't believe the maple syrup they try to sell you in Russia, it's all goopy and thick and tasteless - um." "No, go on. It was just getting interesting.")

Sam and John would take that as a cue to showcase their excellent timing, saving a red-faced Rodney from contemplating what exactly the gleam in those wicked green eyes means with, of all things, their hair. It really defies all the theories that Rodney's laid out thus far concerning Sheppard's hair to have it look so well-kempt in comparison with someone else's shaggy mop; Rodney's heard of odd (after all, he does live and work in another galaxy), but this is really just a little bit too far outside the scope of his world view to deal with.


..Oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to fic at you in the first comment like this. Usually I spring my insanity on people after they've been around a while first. D:

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

I don't think I actually have a deep, dark secret except this one:
In fourth grade a friend and I stole and subsequently broke some guy's pencils. (All of them!) Then we went to the teacher and told her he'd hit us. He had to go to detention for it. And actually? I don't really regret it either. He was stupid.

Now that I think of it I have a whole ton of just such stories. Maybe I wasn't that innocent child I always thought I have been. Huh.

Also, I believe that not having a crush on anyone on your flist would be out of the norm around here. Just FYI.

Oh and on the evil kink side I might have a tiny obsession going for men who are missing body parts. I'm not kidding. Like Mr. Lyle from Pretender was missing a thumb. Krycek from X-Files missed a whole arm (but he did have a prosthesis). Lex Luthor from Smallville has a distinct lack of hair. And all of JDM's characters lack the certain amount of life. And they are all hot and I love them all.