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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-11-06 05:01 pm
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here am i floating in a tin can

I spent half of yesterday hiding in the periodicals section of the library with my laptop and a bunch of books on Otolaryncology. I'm not actually sure what Otolaryncology is, but man does it keep the crowds away. The few brave souls who were courageous enough to wander a few stacks away from me said to themselves in low, suspicious voices, "Where is that odd music coming from?" It was me, guys! Surprise! I had on some Leonard Nimoy; it seemed strangely appropriate.

November has so far seen fit to slam me repeatedly against a brick wall while laughing cruelly at my misery, so I'm not sure how much I'll be around this week. Four papers due between now and Friday, and then two more due on Monday, along with regular weekly assignments due on Thursday and Monday. HAHAHA, I am so going to die!

Things Wot I Want To Write If I Survive The Coming Slaughter:

  • Undercover thug!John AU, wherein Teyla is the classy chick who owns the club, Ronon knows clothes, Elizabeth is heartless but still John’s superior, and Rodney can’t catch a break.

  • Adopted!Chuck comes to terms with his new family. Rodney may or may not wear pink slippers.

  • Finish the track star AU for [livejournal.com profile] just_google_it (due November 30, shit! shit!), and write accompanying 'verse snippets.

  • Interior decorator AU. Color schemes are serious business in Rodney McKay’s opinion, and John Sheppard is the only one up to the task.

  • Joe/David rimming ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] schneestern.

  • 1922, New York - "The City On a Still". A speakeasy during prohibition, password: Atlantis. Rodney plays the piano while Teyla sings jazz; John's involved with the mob, helps run and manage the club to protect the family's best interests.

  • Rodney and John watch Young Frankenstein ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] kashmir1, possible abuse of the phrase, "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"

I feel like I'm missing a few things, but so far that's all I've been able to come up with. If I'm forgetting something I promised I'd write you, let me know. I'm really bad about keeping track. :\
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[identity profile] verav.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm... cookie? *hands box over*

And I totally know what Otolaryncology is, it's the thing with the thing and the stuff inside. Oh and the pink goo! I always forget that part.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffs* you're mocking me, i can tell.

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Four papers due between now and Friday, and then two more due on Monday, along with regular weekly assignments due on Thursday and Monday.

Yikes. I hope you survive (and for the record, I'm not just saying that because I'm desperate to read your undercover thug AU, I swear).

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh, sure. It's okay, though, I understand. *pat pat*

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm that obvious, huh? Damn, foiled again.
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[personal profile] smangosbubbles 2007-11-06 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...November 31st doesn't exist.

*pets you anyway*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It would...just to spite me. Just to make this wretched month even longer.

CRUELTY BENDS SPACE TIME.
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[personal profile] smangosbubbles 2007-11-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
IT TOTALLY DOES. CRUEL, CRUEL MONTH. *STABS IT WITH A RUSTY SPORK*
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww baby. I love you. It will all work out I'm sure. Just--one thing at a time and you can totally do it, because you are strong and awesome and you know all the secret tricks. Trust me. Because, guess what, you NEEEEEEED to survive, so you can tackle me to the ground in Heathrow airport in 57 days!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If I ignore that last word, it's almost like I can imagine it'll happen in LESS THAN AN HOUR.
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww. Stopd saying things like that. You'll make me a wibbling mess and then how am I gonna make it till then?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
With chocolate, clearly. Lots and lots of chocolate.

Oh, and porn.
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Then not only will I be a porn-deranged wibbling mess in 57 days. No! I will be a FAT porn-deranged wibbling mess.

And I will be your mess to deal with!
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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2007-11-06 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*pets*

No hurry on my ficlet. And I'll help with the Adopted!Chuck ficlet if ya want. :D
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[identity profile] mintroses.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
The diagnosis and treatment of ear, nose, and throat disorders! While it's probably very important in the grand scheme of things, I can see why that wouldn't really bring in the crowds.

Every single one of those fics sounds AWESOME. Good luck with surviving the week of possible death by academic paper overdose! *sends good thoughts and candy*

[identity profile] cid2065.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you my dear friend? I know your pain... actually I'm about to cry... literally.

[identity profile] terribilita.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Joe/David rimming ficlet

UM. UM WHAT. I--I mean. Waitasec--what now. WAIT WAIT WAIT. *stumbles and looks around, confusedly*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
SURPRISE! I write rps!

[identity profile] terribilita.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for this happy surprise. I can now go to sleep with happy thoughts about Joe and David and rimming in my head. SRSLY THANKS. :">

[identity profile] traffic-west.livejournal.com 2007-11-09 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. The world needs prohibition-era McShep. Think of the world, Mel. Think of the world. *g*

Also, shit that's soon for just google it!