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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-11-10 11:29 pm

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Dear Flist,

Where is the Dirty Dancing AU? John already has the right name. Rodney would be the bitchiest, most hysterical Baby ever. Imagine the lake scene, Flist, with the wet, clinging shirts and Rodney shrieking bloody murder every time John falls over backwards (which he does often, and purposely). Imagine Rodney babbling about watermelons and John teaching him how to grind.

Imagine Jeannie McKay in a coconut bra and grass skirt singing, "All the boys of Okakokanoka Island, gather all the gifts that hula hana asks, they have combed their island home, fulfilling each one, and its worth it when they watch her shake her grass, three, four, five!"

This must be written. Someone. For the love of all things bright and beautiful.

Pleadingly,
Mel

ps, i love you.
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[identity profile] verav.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm confused. And I think I might have to watch Dirty Dancing now.
Which one is that again?

But I like that part where John teached Rodney to grind.
That's incredibly hot!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Dirty Dancing (http://imdb.com/title/tt0092890/) with Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. Johnny is the dance teacher at Baby's summer resort. ♥
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[identity profile] verav.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen that one but it's on my list of 80's movies I kinda need to see someday. I'm half way trough Pretty in Pink so I'm doing ok with it :P

(sorry, I'm drunk commenting. Thank goodness for firefox's automatic spell checking!)
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[identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Nobody puts Rodney in a corner!"

"What's your first name, Rodney?" / "Meredith. For the composer of The Music Man."

"Oh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. We're supposed to do the show in two days, you won't show me the lift, I'm not sure of the turns I'm doing all this to save your ass when what I really want to do is drop you on it " <-- I don't even have to change the line at all. It's pure Rodney!

(So...who gets to be Penny? The girl who got the messed up abortion?)

[identity profile] cottontail.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I swear someone has written this. Not the whole thing in detail but it was like this, someone posted and said, "Where is the Dirty Dancing AU" and then a whole explanation of how it would be written and how at the end John would lift Rodney up in the air and Rodney would spread his arms out. LOL!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
COUGHTEYLA.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fandom hive brain!!! <333
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[identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
HA! I knew it! Dang, now I'm thinking about the rest of the cast. This is fun :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
who would ronon be! kavanaugh would obviously be the evil little roach, although - ew. teyla. why.
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[identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, that's hard. Well, you gotta have Billy in there somewhere, though I'm not quite sure John and Ronon could pull off being cousins :P

(When Fandom and Real Life Collide: I can't help thinking about the whole Baby = Rodney thing on the fact that like Baby's dad, David's father Dr. Hewlett is a pretty well-known OBGYN)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I didn't know about that, but way cool. Clearly this AU was meant to be! It is a sign from the powers!

[identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOUR BRAIN LIKE CHOCOLATE.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
MY BRAIN THINKS YOU'RE PRETTY NIFTY TOO. <3