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HI BABY!

Sam was sad at all the nastiness going on so Dean bought him a unicorn (http://annella.livejournal.com/578824.html) just to make him smile again.

A UNICORN. WITH RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS ASS.

you rival me for crack. ilu.

;_____;

Which is why I've spent all afternoon reading SGA fic and maybe crying at a few of them.

oh honey! what did you read? *cuddles you close*

I don't remember the name but everyone thought Rodney was dead! For MONTHS. But here it was a clone. IT WAS SO HURTY AND GOOD.

*HUGS MORE* omg, have you read the big bangs? have you? tell me you have. aegis?!

*HUGS*

Not yet. I have no earthly idea why I haven't.

OH MY DEAR GOD JULIE.

Aegis (http://sgabigbang.talkoncorners.net/?view=fic&id=16) & Theory of Evolution (http://sgabigbang.talkoncorners.net/?view=fic&id=2)

i actually forwent SUSTENANCE.

OOOO!

I shall open and read later.

ALSO? MEL? GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS. GUESS.

IT'S RODNEY INNA HOODIE DAY.

\o/

DID I WIN A HEWLETT?? DID I?

YOU DID YOU DID!

\o/

ZOMG. AND ALSO: SHEPPARD WITH A MADISON DAY.

julie, i think we should schedule a prep session.

I THINK WE SHOULD.

My ovaries may explode.

ok, so.

9:15 to 9:45 will be pre-flail, with much yelling and squeeling over rodney's plaid pants and john's shiny shoes, and 9:45 to 10:00 will be the part where we pretend to calm ourselves down and say, "ok ok i'm - i'm alright. just. omg." a lot.

while this is going on, of course, we will have last week's sga on the scifi channel to remind of us of how hot the boys are so that it will not blindside us.

would sandbags go awry?

GOOD PLAN. I think tonight we should watch Echoes or something. To prepare.

I'm already hormonal. And then I have to see JOHN SHEPPARD INTERACT WITH CHILDREN. I will seriously die.

and don't forget joe m promised us an angsty mcshep scene! fj;aogijagkmawg.

I AM SO ALL ABOUT ECHOES. whenever you feel the need, babe, ping me.

OMG HE DID. *flaps*

EE! Okay. Will do. I have to run to the store. Shower. Boring stuff. THEN BOYS.

And this is the one that made me cry. (http://stillane.livejournal.com/17723.html?style=mine)

OO. i have not read this thing!

BOYS. boys boys boyfriends. i need an icon that says boyfriends.

OMG I SEE CHEESE.

GOOD OL' FASHIONED FAIL!CHEESE. :D

Umm, I just left SPN fandom. Though I guess I'm still gonna watch the show. Umm, what did I miss? Though, do I really want to know? :P

it's kind of depressing, so probably not. you could wander over to fandom_wank if you're really curious. the little spn train has been churning wank out like crazy the past few weeks.

*attempts to hide in bookmarked fics*

that is a SMART PLAN.

this icon is ever so appropriate

oh fandom *facepalm of doom*

thank god i have you, miss mel

come to the bosom! *protects you from wank*

*snuggles into bosom* keep me safe!

Yes, but it's not all fandom that is crazy just.. um. A very large portion? That will hopefully shut the hell up very soon?

Also:

John blinks, eyes travelling slowly up and then back down. "That's... interesting."

"What? What is so very interesting?" Rodney's tense, jittering anxiously in place. Familial concern isn't a good look on him, face creased into unhappy lines full of shadowed memories, darker and more painful than the heart-broken look in his eyes. "Please, tell me, Colonel what exactly is so very interesting?"

"Well." John isn't phased by the half-shouts in his direction: Rodney needs something to flail at that isn't his missing, possibly hurt sister and John's always been willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good. "It's the pinstripes," he says earnestly. "They just don't go with the hoodie."

Rodney stops moving. For a second, it's like he stops breathing and that's pretty terrifying after Teyla's confession about counting the seconds between Rodney's absolutely-doesn't-have-sleep-apnea snoring. "What?"

"The pinstripes, Rodney. You wear that to a meeting with your bosses, or out on the town with somebody to impress. The hoodie just screams slacker genius gone to seed. And hey, you wanna stop tapping the glass like that? You're gonna break it. And I think the driver's pissed at you."

He was, the glaring eyes in the mirror communicated clearly, but Rodney obediently stopped and took a deep, deep breath. "For that," he says, "you're going to take care of Madison for at least two hours. By yourself."

John grins and pats Rodney's knee reassuringly. The distraction is accomplished, and hey, a win for him: he gets to play with the kid instead of comforting the English Ma -- er, Kaleb, and John's never met a kid who could stand an awkward silence. Adults on the other hand...

"It'll be okay. We'll find her."

"I know," Rodney says miserably, "I know," and John lets his hand stay there the rest of the ride, because Teyla and Ronon are in the other cab, and they can't.

I suddenly feel better!

Your fic is magical, dude. "Ladycat -- makes fandom drama disappear! Sold only at Target."

I dunno, my entire flist is going a little bonkers. :\

BUT THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH OKAY. Is it sad that I'm counting down hours until Rodney in a hoodie and odd pants? I just. Highlight of week! Rodneykins!

dude, i totally get you. i am so grateful for sga fandom right now. *clings*

I am confused--Mac. Explain to me this issue with spn fandom, as I do not partake in such things.

it's really hard to explain if you're involved in fandom as a general thing, but. well, spn fandom is just one big wank right now, over jensen, over someone's community, etc. it's hiatus, so of course the big guns are coming out.

um what? what did i miss? i never catch the wank when its happening, i guess im just lucky like that. *offers chocolate* hope you feel less cranky soon :D

also, also... new SGA today \o/ and if that doesnt make you feel better nothing will. think rodney in the hoodie (and the hideous pant of no mention) plus ronon in earth clothes and john in a suit. *le sigh* i can has new sga nao?

you know about the whole chubby!jensen thing, and such? it's apparently blown up, although i have to say i don't get the CRAZY. let people do what they want! they're not hurting anyone! our entire fandom is based on incest anyway, it's not like they have a leg to really stand on there.

NEW SGA YAY!

*pops in*

Chubby!Jensen? *blink*blink* Look at me, I go to a few doctor's appointments and totally miss everything that's going on. :/ What is going on?

yeah, you know the jubjub fest or whatever? some people like to imagine him with a little extra meat on his bones, and other people are getting up in arms about it. :\

No, I don't-- I really have been out of the loop this past week. I can guess, though. Sheesh, a battle started over that?!

yuuuup. it's not even that big of a wank, it's just really stupid.

Also,

fandom_wank has been suspended. WTF? I'm really missing something here.

... Oy Vey, what did I miss this time or is it still the comm thing?

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Have some HAPPY shoe dryer .. yeah I don't know! *runs off to think happy thoughts*