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Darkroom
McShep | PG-13 ~600 words
Small commentfic in which John is oblivious written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
amberlynne, who likes shenanigans just as much as I do. ♥
McShep | PG-13 ~600 words
Small commentfic in which John is oblivious written for
amberlynne, who likes shenanigans just as much as I do. ♥"I can't believe this is happening to me. Me. This is something that happens to stoned a undergraduate during rush week because he had the pledge master's girlfriend sign his dick with a sharpie, or to a frat boy who's had one too many watered down American beers - not to the most brilliant man in two galaxies!"
John sighed and pulled his knees up under his chin, trying to get comfortable. No use in trying to stop McKay once he'd gotten himself going and there wasn't a gun in sight to threaten him with.
He'd learned that the hard way.
" - and furthermore," McKay continued, somehow sounding even closer despite the fact that they had already been practically on top of one another, "that we are without pants is unacceptable. My skin is very sensitive, you know, and all of this dust can't possibly be good for - "
"McKay," John growled.
A moment of blessed silence. "Well, yes, what? What is it?"
"Shut. Up."
"Well, that's not very fair," McKay said, sounding wounded. "How else am I supposed to distract myself from the fact that we are in a very small space, Colonel? You do remember that I am very, very claustrophobic, don't you, and that small spaces and I do not get along?"
"You may have mentioned it once or twice," John said wryly.
He reached up to rub his eyes and ended up poking himself in the nose. He, not for the first time, wished it weren't so damn dark. Nothing's more unnerving to a pilot than not being able to see, and there wasn't even any light coming under the crack in the door; the darkness was complete and absolute, so smothering and thick that even McKay's sweaty arm moving against his shoulder whenever he gestured as he spoke was a comfort.
"Well," McKay sniffed. His arm pressed closer, so that his side was in contact with John's hip.
John pressed back, concerned. "Hey. Hey, just think of open fields, right? Clear blue skies, big horizon full of stars? We'll get out of this."
"Yes, yes, very comforting," Rodney grumbled, but he didn't sound any calmer - if anything, there was a new tremor in his voice that made John sit up a little and let go of his knees to put an arm around Rodney's shoulders as best he could manage. It was still a little awkward, because he couldn't tell where his arm was going (for all he knew, he was about to bonk Rodney on the head or grope his forearm) but John managed it eventually and Rodney relaxed against his chest, exhaling slow and uneven.
"You okay, buddy?"
He had his fingers curled around the edge of Rodney's t-shirt to keep his bearings, so when Rodney moved abruptly, he felt it under his palm, knew that Rodney had turned towards him and his face was less than three inches from John's - could feel Rodney's hot breath on his cheek.
"Just so you know," Rodney whispered, sounding scared, "this is all your fault," and suddenly that wide, clever mouth was on John's, robbing him of all coherent thought with a few well-executed nips.
One of Rodney's bare legs settled between John's thighs, spreading them apart, and the wall was hard against his shoulder blades and the back of his head, but he didn't really mind because Rodney's teeth were on his neck, and Rodney's hand was cupping him through the front of his boxer shorts, making him moan.
John was perfectly willing to take the blame if it got him this.
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Can I just tell you that I love it so so much when John calls Rodney buddy. It's just so boys and, like, weirdly intimate coming from John. But in that toe-curling way.
I kind of like this, is what I am saying.
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♥!!!
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AKA I am just repeating everything you said. WOOPS. Uh.
I like you. :)
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N'aaaaaaaw. I like you too. ;)
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BOYS!
*clutches them to bosom*
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