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Why is it that people are always murdered in mysteries when the Very Famous detectives are conveniently in attendence? What the hell, murderers, shouldn't you, I don't know, maybe wait?

Poirot is forever being subjected to murders around him. As soon as he turns up at a playhouse, one of the actors mysteriously dies. As soon as he's visiting an old friend, someone turns up without a pulse on that sprawling, isolated estate.

Murderers are stupid in mysteries. Gimme some CSI.

help

I. Am so. Fricking. Bored.

The most enthralling thing on television is fucking "Little Bear" right now. Who the fuck in their right mind wants to watch "Little Bear" if they're not under 6 years old? The major plot of this cartoon involves the main character--yep, you guessed it: Little Bear--learning a moral lesson about splashing in puddles. I am this close to killing myself.

Okay, so, dudes, hook me the hell up before I go insane. Gimme something, anything: fic, art, games, puzzles, the grime under your toenails, I am so desperate.