Fic: Somethin' in the Water (R)

Title: Somethin' in the Water
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: hard R
Wordcount: 2,051
Notes: For kashmir1's birthday - LATE. I'm so sorry, honey! I hope this sort of makes up for my lameness, even though it is not an epic. Also, huge smooches to immoralilly, who is awesome, and schneestern, who made me get to the boytouching and actually wrote, like, three paragraphs in the middle somewhere. If you come across a part that sounds better than the rest? Hers. ♥

( Jensen comes back from hiatus a changed man. His skin is two shades darker than before, his hair short and styled into a fishtail, and his eyes – man, they’re like twin pools of...grass, or something. Jared isn’t really good at metaphors. )

oh no, mr. bill presents -

Um, I think that I sort of have to declare comment amnesty right now. I'll still get back to everyone on my fic posts, but my laptop is (once again) dead and I won't have the ability to charge it for another four days, which means that the computer I am on is slower than molasses and takes over ten minutes to load a single page. Ask me how long it took to load my flist. No. Seriously. I had to go off and DO THINGS while I waited. What the hell. Hi, Hate-pril, hi!

So, anyway, please don't be mad if I don't get back to your comment right away. I love you, I do! I'm just in a computer wasteland right now and ALSO I DON'T HAVE SPEAKERS. No muuusic! It's a tragedy!

ps, don't do anything too awesome while i'm slightly internetless! or, well, if you do, LINK ME.