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If you haven't popped over to sheafrotherdon's birthday celebration at catenip, you're missing out, dudes. As well as some truly adorable and sweet presents involving boys, the outpouring of love is just heartwarming. Aw, fandom. <333 I've left my own little contribution here:


*smooch*

First order of business: I've missed birthdays! I'm so sorry! plutogirl10, talilov? You guys are the best, and I haven't spoken to either of you really in ages, but know that I pretty much adore you. ♥ Second order of business: Julie and I made fic!

Title: All's Fair
Authors: unamaga and kashmir1
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: John wants to play a game.
Wordcount: 3,031 words
Notes: I have never had so much goddamn fun writing fic before. Hope it's even half as fun to read.

( "Okay, hilarious, Sheppard. You can come out now," he said, voice carrying as he settled his hands on his hips. )

Happy Birthday, nu_breed! Congratulations, you are indeed another year awesomer. *smoosh* Have a great day, sweetie!

In other news, the loudspeaker just came on. "ATTENTION ALL LIBRARY STAFF AND FACULTY. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE HOLDING A CLASS IN THE ROOSEVELT AUDITORIUM ON THE FIRST FLOOR: THE DELICATE ART OF PATRON SERVICE! ALL FACULTY AND STAFF WELCOME!"

The delicate art of patron service, guys. He said there was going to be Patron Service Jeopardy. I think the entire computer lab is stifling its laughter right now, in deference to the fact that some of the poor workers are looking hugely embarassed. PATRON SERVICE JEOPARDY. Can't you just see it? I'll take 'Dainty Dewey Decimal' for five hundred, please.

This icon has never been more appropriate.

pssst, sofie! you around today? i'm on gmail messenger until 3:45, and aim if i can force meebo to work.

Kate, honey, I know I missed your birthday, but since I run perpetually late, this is ALMOST ON TIME. Right? Sort of? Anyway, it's here, it's a mix of sorts, and it will hopefully make you choke on laughter: Jensen and Jared do it to Disney Songs. Yeah, you heard me right.



( The full-sized cover and mix, with drabble bonus! Put yer perv goggles on! )

It's May 10th. Do you know what that means? That means that there are TWO - not one, but TWO - super awesome people having a birthday today. And they both have D's in their names. How fab is that? SO.

Debbie o' my heart, your birthday present will be presented to you when we see each other during the summer. It will probably involve ducks and sparkly things. Hopefully I will not break it like I did your Christmas present. And if I can get a little sappy on you here: you're one of the best things to ever happen to me. I wouldn't be the person I am today without you, and even though URI didn't work out, I'm so glad I went. You're beautiful, inside and out; never change, my Minnie, I love you. Happy twentieth!

Ditte! I think our time zones are conspiring against us, but many Happy Birthdays to you, you mad DANCING MACHINE you. I would bake you a cake, darling, but I have no strangely opalescent icing to write your name with. Instead? I give you this, which is definitely not safe for work or other places where you might have someone peeking over your shoulder.

Yeah, okay, I'm snickering like a twelve year old. Shhh. ANYWAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♥

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In other news, vacuuming is so hazardous to your health. I conked myself on the head five times in fifteen minutes with that fucking thing, and I think I might have a bump forming. A bump on my head. From vacuuming. What the hell. Also now I cannot find the plug. Is it possible to vacuum the vacuum's plug?

This is why I never clean my bedroom. Feel the love, Robin.

[Poll #982488]

Title: Somethin' in the Water
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: hard R
Wordcount: 2,051
Notes: For kashmir1's birthday - LATE. I'm so sorry, honey! I hope this sort of makes up for my lameness, even though it is not an epic. Also, huge smooches to immoralilly, who is awesome, and schneestern, who made me get to the boytouching and actually wrote, like, three paragraphs in the middle somewhere. If you come across a part that sounds better than the rest? Hers. ♥

( Jensen comes back from hiatus a changed man. His skin is two shades darker than before, his hair short and styled into a fishtail, and his eyes – man, they’re like twin pools of...grass, or something. Jared isn’t really good at metaphors. )