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Title: Happiest Place On Earth
Author:

kashmir1
Artist:

unamaga
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Notes: Ha! We scoff in the face of angst. Ha ha ha!

"Sheppard, I really don’t see why we have to spend our vacation here of all places,” Rodney grumbled, his suitcase rolling along behind him, one wheel squeaking rhythmically. "We could’ve gone to - Bora Bora! Paris! Some nice little Greek island, hell, even Hawaii but no, no, you have to pick -"

Current Mood: crappy

So! That fannish dinner thing! Let's talk about it.

We tried to pick a few different kinds of restaurants to account for taste, but we're open to suggestions seeing as we really don't know where everyone's coming from. Right now, though, the Heartland Brewery is the heavy favorite for location and incomprehensible website malfunctions, and Shiller's Liquor Bar is the heavy favorite for sheer awesometasticness. That's right. It's so awesome I couldn't decide which suffix to use.

Anyway! Even if you don't know if you're gonna make it, please drop a comment and vote in the poll. We'd like to have a firm idea of what the hell we're planning to do by Tuesday so we can make a reservation.

[Poll #1298109]
Questions, comments, concerns?

Current Mood: sore

One: my back has finally stopped trying to remove itself from my body, and I can actually stand without pain! Amazing! \o/

Two: I'm gonna have a

kashmir1 next weekend, and we were thinking of having a group lunch/dinner on either Friday or Saturday. Flisters from NYC who want to join in our food-related shenanigans, sound off! We haven't really discussed where we'd go yet or, you know, anything else about this venture, but we can figure all of that technical stuff out once we know how many people are planning on showing up and hugging us. (The hugging is required, you see.)

Three: bonus! If you show up and I still have not finished the story I'm currently attempting to work on, you can personally smack me.

Current Mood: mischievous
Current Music: Sea Wolf - The Rose Captain

This is all Julie's fault. And, well, Andrea contributed, but since she didn't know at the time, I'll give her a free pass. Cut for sheer size, not to mention slight NWS-ness - and by that, I mean John's wearing fishnets. Original photo found through google search.

I promise one day I'll actually churn out something semi-serious. Maybe.

( Just a sweet transvestite )

Current Mood: tickled

Sometimes Julie and I like to play around in AIM and write snippets of fic that follow a weird, convoluted, entirely self-indulgent plot line in our heads. We sat down at eight pm last night and wrote until six am this morning because it was fun and apparently that churned out over 12,000 words. With barely any sex. What. WHAT. This is why we are writing a big bang together next summer, homg. And then she showed me a wet!team promo pic - which, despite being insanely photoshopped, happily involves a thigh holster.

( Very much not of the worksafe )

Apparently I'm in a mood? As per tradition, first two prompts get ficlets. :D

Current Mood: flummoxed

It's just about midnight in some...distant part of the United States (*cough* shut up), so I am hereby declaring The Kamasutrathon closed! I can honestly say I never, ever expected this sort of response, but, wow, what a week for porn. I think I floated through most of it in a haze of delight. Thank all of you who played! You were wonderful! Here's the ( masterlist of all the entries, rounding out at a lovely even twenty. )

Title: Always Get Your Way
Authors:

kashmir1 and

unamaga
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~3,000 words
Notes: This is a porny future!snippet from the Stars of Track and Field 'verse set to the tune of picture number one. You don't need to have read the 'verse to understand this, since, well, this is mostly about John's butt. Julie and I just like to imagine these are the same boys all grown up and living sinfully in Cambridge, Mass. Quick thank you to

amberlynne for not being able to think coherently during all the right parts.

( It's not as though Rodney goes out looking for a book on gay sex. Honestly. He just sort of stumbles into the gay and lesbian literature section on his way to the periodicals, and since he's here, he decides he might as well have a look around. )

Current Music: Jem - Come On Closer

( John Sheppard is at LEAST this flexible, okay. (NWS) )

EDIT: So, I'm gonna turn this into an impromptu ficathon, since people are ALREADY participating and that is FABULOUS. The rest of this week, no limits - art, fic, whatever you want, just as long as it's some good old fashioned porning based somehow on these pictures. You can obviously keep going if you're inspired but can't finish your project out by next Sunday, but I'll be putting together a master list of everything that's in by then. Look at me, being optimistic about participation! \o/

The Kamasutrathon!
1. Comment Porn, by

ladycat777 (R)
2. Seven Days, by

siriaeve and

sheafrotherdon (NC-17)
3. One Step Further, by

thegrrrl2002 (NC-17)
4. Comment (Almost) Porn!, by

devikun (R)
5. La Pieuvre, by

anyanka_eg (NC-17)
6. (You and Me and) The Games People Play, by

monanotlisa (hard R)
7. Not Nineteen, by

sugarsbadhabit (R)
8. A modified McShep version of pic seven, by

crysothemis (Adult)
9. Comment fic for picture three, by

zinfic (NC-17)
10. Introductory porn!, by

all_my_fandoms (NC-17)
11. Traditional Kind of Guy, by

cpwatcher (NC-17)
12. The Scientific Method, by

clear_as_blood (NC-17)
13. I'll Let You Down Gently, by

vida_boheme (NC-17)
14. Pretzel, by

pennyplainknits (PG-15)
15. Script, by

aesc (NC-17)
16. Beautiful drawing, by

mokarran (Adult)
17. Breaking the Sound Barrier, by

telesilla (NC-17)
18. Sense, Senseless, by

hestia_lacey (hard R)
19. Altered version of picture number one, by

unamaga (Adult)
20. Always Get Your Way, by

kashmir1 and

unamaga (NC-17)

Current Mood: naughty

Things wot I have learned today:

I am still so emotionally invested in Sam and Dean, even though I like to pretend I'm not. I haven't been able to change the songs on my iPod since I got my new computer, since it's the only copy I have of all the old stuff that was on Elphaba before she kicked it, and so I still have tons of the music I listened to religiously that meant Sam&Dean to me. While writing in the Library today, I had it on shuffle and Brothers On a Hotel Bed came on, and I started sniffling. I really hope the finale tears my heart out in a good way - the kind of way that IMToD did - and not in an "oh, Eric Kripke, how do you get funding" way. I'm insanely worried.
schneestern thinks I should make out with kashmir1 at Shore Leave.
Rereading an author's entire body of work is very satisfying. The past three days have seen me going through thegrrrl2002's website, and can I just say that if you're new around here and haven't stumbled upon it yet, her and yin_again wrote wristband porn. I always forget, and then it hits me over the head like a very, very attractive plank of wood.
Hot, humid weather makes me want to listen to the Juno Soundtrack. It's so...sunshine-y. If that's a word. Which it isn't, but whatever. Here it is for you, in case you haven't yet experienced its awesome.

Mediafire link / Sendspace link
August Rush is an incredibly awesome movie; you should all see it if you can. Robin Williams was fabulous, mostly because I would never, ever expect that kind of role from him, and Kerri Russel keeps amazing me lately with how absolutely beautiful she's become. Not that she wasn't pretty before, but when you see her on the screen with her cello in August Rush, it's just - wow. Stunning. The entire main cast stunned me, actually. Freddie Highmore is so young to be playing such a big part, but he pulled it off and left me madly in love with August.

Current Mood: loved
Current Music: Belle & Sebastian - Piazza, New York Catcher

kashmir1 and

amberlynne came up with this awesome idea for John to be a bike messenger that delivers packages to Rodney's office. It will be an epic tale of love and snap pants! And since I am really easy and I love Julie, I've made a manip to fully express my devotion to the cause.

I should probably mention that, yes,

kashmir1 is writing this. *glee*

Current Mood: okay

Title: Throttle
Authors:

unamaga and

kashmir1
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~2,600 words
Notes: A small Independence Day AU snipplet adapted from a conversation with Julie, which (like most things involving the two of us) quickly turned porny. Dedicated to our Amberface. <3

( Doctor Rodney McKay preens. “I gave it a cold,” he says gleefully. Off the look Elizabeth throws him over her shoulder, he adds, “Well, a computer virus to be more accurate, but I don’t see what it matters, since it worked and I am brilliant. This could potentially turn the tides in our favor, don’t you see? If we can get this into the main ship’s code, it’ll work something like a kid with the flu leaving its used tissues all over a classroom: instant infection.” )

Current Mood: lethargic

Title: Your Delicate Seams
Authors:

unamaga and

kashmir1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Summary: “Hey, woah,” John says, alarmed. “I’m not into kids.”
Wordcount: ~4,000 words
Notes: Apparently Julie and I like to make Rodney McKay come (and come and come), so we figured maybe at nineteen it'd be a little more plausible. It's not our fault, we were brainwashed. Or something. Title shout-out to

amberlynne. ♥

( Strangely, John doesn’t actually believe Rodney’s suddenly twenty years younger until Rodney crowds him into a corner on the way back to their quarters and presses up against him like he can’t get enough. )

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: catherine feeny - beltloops & blue jeans

Right, like this is news, but apparently

kashmir1 and I are not to be left alone for extended periods of time. We wrote just about 4,000 words of completely shameless 19-year-old!Rodney/John porn, and then we had a lolcat fight which quickly devolved into...

( LOLPEGASUS )

Current Mood: deranged
Current Music: the sound of iced tea being stirred

Title: Magical Mystery Ointment
Authors:

unamaga and

kashmir1
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rodney doesn't expect it to...tingle.
Wordcount: 2,400 words
Notes: You guys, I don't even know. Julie and I are either insane or awesome or both (probably both) and it's almost four in the morning. Also we apologize to The Beatles.

( The jar looks harmless – which, of course, should have been their first clue. )

Current Mood: amused

Title: Second Line
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John tries again.
Wordcount: ~1,000 words
Notes: For my partner in episode squee,

kashmir1, who puts up with my pointless capslocking, and for my time lord,

schneestern, who just plain puts up with me. Written because, um, John and Rodney's epic love is inspiring?

( When John was nineteen, he fell in with a group of free spirits. He was still fresh from being under his father’s thumb and reveling in his new independence, so it seemed like the best thing ever when he got an apartment with four of them and lived off ramen noodles to make rent and utilities. Bo had declared the apartment a communist state as soon as he’d set foot inside, and they all shared everything accordingly – shampoo, razors, soda cans, underwear, books. Even, occasionally, partners. )

Current Mood: i should really be asleep, shhh

Earlier today, I had a sudden epiphany, wherein I realized that someone on my flist was actually the same someone whose icon journal I have regularly fangirled from afar since joining SGA fandom, and that I have comment-threaded with her more than once. Wow do I feel like a lucky idiot! \o/
When any Jules and I interact - be it kashmir1 or schneestern - the conversation always seems to end in absolute crack. We should probably stop talking for the sake of fandom, because just the other day, the two of them plotted to make me manip Rodney into a belly dancer (I was helpless to resist! Helpless! schneestern was physically there to tickle me into submission!). I'm afraid to actually put that one on the interwebs, which is saying something for me. And now this:

Mel: aahaaaahahah, i am so stuck on the idea of rodney shaking his ass to my humps
Julie: ahah omg ME TOO
Julie: its pretty much my personal canon now lol
Mel: i feel so guilty listening to it, i always check to make sure the house is empty first, BUT GOD IT IS SO AMAZING TO IMAGINE
Julie: IT REALLY IS
Julie: especially b/c i picture him in the shower, with his hair in a shampoo mohawk, singing into a bottle
Mel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Mel: OH RODNEY
Julie: and john catches him. of course
Mel: OF COURSE
Mel: and he laughs himself down to the floor
Julie: MAH HUMPS ahahaha oh my god
Julie: should not amuse me so
Speaking of fic, someone needs to steer me kindly away from the computer. I have four word documents open: the Shrek AU (in which Rodney is a princess, cursed so that she turns into a man once the sun sets), the Stars of Track and Field sequel (meet Ronon!), tentative Lorne POV fic, and The One Where They Turn Into Stuffed Animals (see icon). How have I not been kicked out of fandom yet? No, really.
I'm putting together an "Essentials" recs post for schneestern, because a fair number my sentences this vacation started with the words, "You ever read that fic where..." and, a fair number of times, she hadn't. So, what do you consider an essential read in SGA fandom? Besides, you know, Written by the Victors. We all but jumped on her back when she told us she hadn't read it; I think she got the idea.

Current Mood: energetic
Current Music: Phoenix - Consolation Prizes

Um, remember that whole hair fic thing I did a while back? Tangle? Well apparently

kashmir1 loves me so much she made it into a PODFIC. How cool is she, guys? I don't think I can deal with this level of excitement all the time, homg. First the ice skating pile up and now podfic! Jeeze!

Go download the fic and love on Julie HERE.

Current Mood: touched

If you live under a rock or something and haven't yet noticed,

kashmir1 and I have committed fic. About Rodney's ass. Uh huh. It's over here and it is very, very sexual and happy-making. Julie's summary: Rodney McKay's ass drives John Sheppard to distraction. Ahahaha. Yep. That's about the gist of it.

Dear David Hewlett's Ass,

We love you. Come, let us slap you.

Yours in ass-worship,
Julie and Mel

ps, rawr.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: enchanted soundtrack

First order of business: I've missed birthdays! I'm so sorry!

plutogirl10,

talilov? You guys are the best, and I haven't spoken to either of you really in ages, but know that I pretty much adore you. ♥ Second order of business: Julie and I made fic!

Title: All's Fair
Authors:

unamaga and

kashmir1
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: John wants to play a game.
Wordcount: 3,031 words
Notes: I have never had so much goddamn fun writing fic before. Hope it's even half as fun to read.

( "Okay, hilarious, Sheppard. You can come out now," he said, voice carrying as he settled his hands on his hips. )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Firefly OST

My Julie is not feeling well and, since all the little minions are snugly tucked up in their beds dreaming minionly dreams, I have made her a tiny spam to help her feel better. Some musics first, and then some pictures stolen from pretty much everywhere.

PJ Harvey - Hair
Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
Eisley - Lost at Sea
Pink Martini - Tea for Two
KT Tunstall - Hold On

( Twenty Five MORE Reasons to Love SGA )

Current Mood: tired

Hey, so, feel free to tell me to stop writing fic. In fact, please tell me to stop writing fic. I have a paper that was due last Wednesday that I still haven't finished. IZ RLY SRSLY BAD FER MY GPA, GAIS. Yeah,

schneestern,

kashmir1, and

chickypooh? I'm looking at you three especially. These two ficlets can be very specifically attributed to

kashmir1, though, so you other two are off the hook. For now.

( Kissing ficlet, McShep, R ~700 words )

( Silly future ficlet from the Track!AU, PG ~650 words )

I vaguely remember a time when I used to write about other things in this journal. Alas. Someone needs to stick a cap in my ass. Or...something.

Current Mood: distracted by shiny things!
Current Location: fp library
Current Music: The Tea Party - Samsara

this might be the place

i could get used to this lifestyle

fic/art: happiest place on earth (R)

poll time!

it's gonna be awesome!

manip: sweet transvestite

mmm thigh holsters

Kamasutrathon masterlist & FIC: Always Get Your Way (NC-17)

dear world,

a list

danananananana BIKE DUDE

FIC: Throttle (NC-17)

FIC: Your Delicate Seams (NC-17)

LOLPegasus

FIC: Magical Mystery Ointment (NC-17)

FIC: Second Line (PG-13)

a list!

PODFIC: Tangle

FIC: Bootylicious (NC-17)

FIC: All's Fair (NC-17)

really really

yet more fic!

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