unamaga: (nothing hurts)
Sometimes Julie and I like to play around in AIM and write snippets of fic that follow a weird, convoluted, entirely self-indulgent plot line in our heads. We sat down at eight pm last night and wrote until six am this morning because it was fun and apparently that churned out over 12,000 words. With barely any sex. What. WHAT. This is why we are writing a big bang together next summer, homg. And then she showed me a wet!team promo pic - which, despite being insanely photoshopped, happily involves a thigh holster.

Very much not of the worksafe )

Apparently I'm in a mood? As per tradition, first two prompts get ficlets. :D
unamaga: (never leave a man behind)
Why do you people even let me near AIM. Seriously. All I do is write completely shameless porn. Isn't it supposed to be for, like...communicating with people? Or something? I don't know.

You/Rodney/John, NC-17 ~530 words )

As per tradition, first five people to leave prompts (for any of my fandoms) get commentfic!

1. continuation of above!
2. buffy au snip - "the witch"
3. tabula rasa episode coda
4. sleepy mcshep schmoop
unamaga: (avast matey!)
On the subject of public sex. )

So, on that note, drabble time! You all who've been around for a bit know the drill. The rest of you: gimme a few words, a song, a pairing, whatever you want in any fandom I've written in, and I'll give you a ficlet. Go!
unamaga: (BANANARAMA)
I have a feeling that a few people are going to stone me for this (COUGHROBIN) but Jules told me in no uncertain terms that I had to post it, so here I am. Posting it.

First off, some loving education, just in case any of you don't know the players in this little game. Jared Padalecki is a giant man-boy who sometimes takes off his shirt and shows us how pretty he is. Surely you all know him. Jensen Ackles is equally pretty and muscled, and has some of the most obscene lips on the face of the planet. You know him too, probably. However, Joe Flanigan - sometimes affectionately referred to as The Flan - is someone you might not know, if you, uh, live under a rock. He has a glorious mop of hair that defies all laws of conventional physics, a lovingly crafted and very symmetrical face, and he is what we in the trade like to call 'slinky'.

I'm sure you can figure out where this is heading. (psst - it's heading for SEX) )

and again

Dec. 27th, 2006 05:11 am
unamaga: (jensen has his priorities)
Yet another porny conversation, this time inflicted upon [livejournal.com profile] vileseagulls. I still blame [livejournal.com profile] chickypooh, though, indirectly, because she and I were talking about Dean fucking himself with do-it-yourself dildo replica of his own dick and that pretty much got me into this entire mood to begin with. It always comes back to Sofie, doesn't it.

In which there is j/j porning and absolutely no capital letters )

And, ok, since last time got a little out of hand and I just don't think I have the stamina this time 'round - shut up, no jokes now - first three prompts get ficcage!

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