A Photo Essay, by Mel
Sep. 18th, 2008 02:06 pmI present to you a McShep photo essay in six parts. May it bring you grate lulz.
( Part One: The Come On )
( Part One: The Come On )
turtle power
Apr. 14th, 2008 02:17 amMy life: complete. I found this horrible looking movie called Attack of the Monsters in the dollar bin at Walmart, and apparently it's part of this amazing "Gamera" series - Gamera being the EARTH-PROTECTING TURTLE FROM SPACE WHO HAS MAGICAL LASER EYES AND TUSKS AND SOMETIMES PULLS HIS ARMS AND LEGS INTO HIS SHELL IN ORDER TO SHOOT BLUE FLAMES FROM ALL HOLES. You guys. I just. It's so beautiful I think I could cry.
( ''Hip-hooray, the cannibals are gone!'' )
( ''Hip-hooray, the cannibals are gone!'' )
what what in the butt
Mar. 26th, 2008 03:47 pmI think I'm going to call this picspam "Things Which Are Particularly Awesome Or Hilarious" and dedicate it to people who like taking it up the ass. ( That means you, John Sheppard. )
Feel free to comment with your own pictures or captions! Or, you know, you can talk about how exactly John likes to take it up the ass, I won't stop you. I'm thinking bent over the kitchen counter with his hands braced on their brand spanking new backsplash tiles, Y/N?
Feel free to comment with your own pictures or captions! Or, you know, you can talk about how exactly John likes to take it up the ass, I won't stop you. I'm thinking bent over the kitchen counter with his hands braced on their brand spanking new backsplash tiles, Y/N?
everybody's smilin'!
Mar. 2nd, 2008 05:11 pmBooyah, new layout and user info to celebrate the coming of March! Oh, David Hewlett and Joe Flanigan. Run away with me. We can live in a bungalow by the sea and frolic all day long through the surf in the warm, warm sun. And then have sex.
Speaking of March: thank god. I don't feel entirely better yet, but at least my stomach's settled enough for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. \o/ This calls for a picspam of ( happy smiling people! )
Speaking of March: thank god. I don't feel entirely better yet, but at least my stomach's settled enough for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. \o/ This calls for a picspam of ( happy smiling people! )
I don't know if this is old hat or something, but ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kashmir1 just showed it to me and I swear I actually squeaked, so - sharing! Surely it won't be a hardship to look at again if you've seen it before. I like to imagine he's just come out of a concert and he's all broody over the music. Fja;wof. Happy sigh.
kashmir1 just showed it to me and I swear I actually squeaked, so - sharing! Surely it won't be a hardship to look at again if you've seen it before. I like to imagine he's just come out of a concert and he's all broody over the music. Fja;wof. Happy sigh.really really
Nov. 4th, 2007 10:33 pmMy Julie is not feeling well and, since all the little minions are snugly tucked up in their beds dreaming minionly dreams, I have made her a tiny spam to help her feel better. Some musics first, and then some pictures stolen from pretty much everywhere.
PJ Harvey - Hair
Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
Eisley - Lost at Sea
Pink Martini - Tea for Two
KT Tunstall - Hold On
( Twenty Five MORE Reasons to Love SGA )
Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath
Eisley - Lost at Sea
Pink Martini - Tea for Two
KT Tunstall - Hold On
( Twenty Five MORE Reasons to Love SGA )
Dear David Hewlett,
You just don't know when to quit, do you.
Oh, and then there was the time you made out with another dude and ruined us for all mankind. Yeah. Remember that, David? We do. And we still haven't recovered, you incredible bastard.
Fuck you very much,
Those Twitching Bodies Over There Next To The Sofa
Dear Track Star AU Boys,
I approve of all the kissing. And groping. And hickey-giving. Carry on.
Yours in snogs,
Mel
EDIT:
"Dear Sir or Madam,
As great fans of your hit series, Stargate: Atlantis, we regret to inform you that one of your leads has decided that manslaughter fits his bill better than acting. David Hewlett, by dint of being extremely attractive, extremely awesome, and extremely humorous (we have not yet measured to see if these parts are equal, or if one takes precedent over the others, but we are confident in saying that all three play a large part in his "killer" charm), has unceasingly attempted to murder us where we sit each Friday night at ten o'clock. This may indeed be quite a lot to take in, but we believe that we have come up with a handsome solution that will fulfill everyone's needs:
1) MOAR RODNEY MAKING OUT WITH DUDES.
2) MOAR RODNEY TOUCHING JOHN SHEPPARD.
Hopefully you will be able to commit to these terms. The consequences should you choose to ignore this letter are quite dire, and we would not recommend that you gamble with the lives of your fans.
Thank you for your time and your (eventual) cooperation.
Sincerely,
The Fangirls"
farewell to brain cells
Oct. 16th, 2007 09:44 pmIn honor of this week's Festival of Flan, I bring you another picspam. This time, we'll be exploring the Very Wonderful and Very Distracting world of button up shirts through Farewell to Harry, thanks to CatHeights' wonderful screencaps. Since there are so many different and lovable Flans to choose from, I'm breaking them up into sections.
( Let's start with ''Oh, Joe Flanigan, you adorable muppet.'' )
( Let's start with ''Oh, Joe Flanigan, you adorable muppet.'' )
tonight on the ten o'clock news
Oct. 14th, 2007 09:56 pmJoe Flanigan wears plaid and kills people with his hips. I mean. God, I shouldn't have had to wake up to that this morning! I have no defenses against his slinky, jean-clad charm when half-asleep! Um, so, his hips magically compelled me to go searching for some better quality Thought Crimes caps this afternoon, and I pretty much died all over again. ( Here, I think you should die too. )
In honor of all this beautiful, beautiful Joe, I'd like to declare a week-long Flan Festival! What's your favorite Flan attribute? Is there one particular picture of him that makes you weak in the knees? Is there an epic poem in your soul about the curve of his chin just waiting to be set free? Would he be perfect for a certain role? Who do you not-so-secretly think he would have sexy, sexy sex with? Jules and I have decided John Sheppard (at length) because we are awesome and also completely porny, but maybe you disagree.
Let's hear it for the Flan, guys!
In honor of all this beautiful, beautiful Joe, I'd like to declare a week-long Flan Festival! What's your favorite Flan attribute? Is there one particular picture of him that makes you weak in the knees? Is there an epic poem in your soul about the curve of his chin just waiting to be set free? Would he be perfect for a certain role? Who do you not-so-secretly think he would have sexy, sexy sex with? Jules and I have decided John Sheppard (at length) because we are awesome and also completely porny, but maybe you disagree.
Let's hear it for the Flan, guys!
come on ride the train
Oct. 2nd, 2007 04:55 pmThis week's gonna be a long one, I can just feel it - papers and birthdays and migraines, oh my! Hopefully new SPN and SGA will cure me. Until then, however, I offer spam: Forty Reason Why You, Too, Should Get On The SGA Train (And Ride It).
( Cut for a Very Convincing Argument )
( Cut for a Very Convincing Argument )
Eeee AHBL is on! Someone come hold me, because Dean is so BROKEN and PALE and, oh, oh, my heart. *flaps frantically* BOYS. BOBBY. Oh my god, Jensen, why are you so amazing, I think I'm going to cry all over again, oh my god, oh my god. *breathes* Okay, let's. Let's take a moment to appreciate this episode. ( With pictures. )
Oh god. Guys. GUYS. Someone, come hold me. I think I just woke my sister up by dint of not getting my fist in my mouth fast enough to muffle my squeals. October fourth; that's not too far off, right? Right?
ps, Does anyone know where I can get my hands on the DVD extras? Like, the commentary especially? I won't have my DVDs until possibly Christmas and that's...ugh. Forever away. Anyone?
Oh god. Guys. GUYS. Someone, come hold me. I think I just woke my sister up by dint of not getting my fist in my mouth fast enough to muffle my squeals. October fourth; that's not too far off, right? Right?
ps, Does anyone know where I can get my hands on the DVD extras? Like, the commentary especially? I won't have my DVDs until possibly Christmas and that's...ugh. Forever away. Anyone?
bow chicka wow wow
May. 12th, 2007 04:05 amCannot for the life of me come up with anything to say about last spn episode, which destroyed my soul. I'm just gonna thank god next week's will be spent with people I can cling to and cry on. So, instead of a reaction, I give you Louis Prades, who is...he's. Wow. INSANELY ATTRACTIVE. I think I drooled down my front.
( Ladies and Gentlemen: Louis Prades )
Also, I have a list of things you all need to prod me to do within the next few days or else I am going to cry myself into a coma on Tuesday before Robin and Boadie get here. That would be tragic, and also Jensen and Jared will be too busy making out with each other to notice I need a prince to come to my aid, SO I WILL NEVER AWAKEN. Here's the list:
Also, I have a list of things you all need to prod me to do within the next few days or else I am going to cry myself into a coma on Tuesday before Robin and Boadie get here. That would be tragic, and also Jensen and Jared will be too busy making out with each other to notice I need a prince to come to my aid, SO I WILL NEVER AWAKEN. Here's the list:
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Chuck everything in my room that I don't use Clear all the books off my bed- Acquire more than four outfits to name
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Purchase enough candy to power a Jared (super-pixie stix!) -
Hide incriminating evidence re: me writing gay porn - Send in Brooklyn application
- Buy yet another copy of SPN season one - foist off on Cid
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Make haircut appointment -
Write out directions for Robin - Learn the ancient and respected art of throwing ninja stars
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Find something to wear to Daddy's wedding - Convince Kate that ( an Aladdin AU is a Good Idea )
goody bag!
Mar. 31st, 2007 03:50 amQuick drive-by rec. If you like Sam/Dean and you haven't already read Immutable Law, you shouldn't be here. On this earth. Go read it, and then come back here to take the link over to the sequel:
- Unlocked byeighth_horizon (Sam/Dean, NC-17) ~6,041 words
So, Immutable Law is genderswap, and I can't really get into much more than that without ruining everything for you, so I'm just going to say: read this. Read this, you will not be sorry, because the characterization is gorgeous and the boys are sort of half trying to keep themselves balanced while at the same time wanting and. It's just wonderful, ok. Also, there's no cop out like you sometimes get in other genderswap stories. Everything about this is incredibly satisfying.
Now it's time for another edition of "Wow Are My Pants On Fire?" - this week: Hi Res! Sort of a mash of old and new, but still no spoilers, unless you count hotass-ery as a spoiler. This is obviously not dial-up safe in any way, woops. Also, uh, not pants safe. Really. Oh, boys.
( On to the pictures! )
- Unlocked by
eighth_horizon (Sam/Dean, NC-17) ~6,041 words So, Immutable Law is genderswap, and I can't really get into much more than that without ruining everything for you, so I'm just going to say: read this. Read this, you will not be sorry, because the characterization is gorgeous and the boys are sort of half trying to keep themselves balanced while at the same time wanting and. It's just wonderful, ok. Also, there's no cop out like you sometimes get in other genderswap stories. Everything about this is incredibly satisfying.
Now it's time for another edition of "Wow Are My Pants On Fire?" - this week: Hi Res! Sort of a mash of old and new, but still no spoilers, unless you count hotass-ery as a spoiler. This is obviously not dial-up safe in any way, woops. Also, uh, not pants safe. Really. Oh, boys.
*hides head in sand*
Mar. 29th, 2007 11:46 pmI am a big scaredy cat, and after talking to someone on AIM, I deleted the last entry with that fic on it. PLZ TO BE IGNORING THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. I sometimes forget that not everyone in the world is as completely messed up as I am, and then it hits me two hours later - "oh, holy shit." Yeah. So.
( LOOK, a distracting picture! )
...Discuss. :D
...Discuss. :D
you gimme fev-ah
Feb. 25th, 2007 03:36 pmI am so sorry I'm taking so long to get back to everyone on the last post! Today is one huge brain fart. I feel kind of like a lazy bum with an IQ of ten who had too much to drink the night before and then overdosed on Advil. And I'm wearing a turtle neck, ugh. That's just...it's not cool. Speaking of Helluary, how's that going for everyone? Gotten your packages yet? Had an elephant suddenly trample over your head in the middle of a shower? I know, I hate it when that happens. Freaking month. Freaking elephants.
Oh, and also? Jensen and Jared need to - they need to stop killing us all. The number of spontaneous explosions and deaths I've seen all over my flist these past few days is almost frightening. And they just keep on going, the heartless bastards. ( For Example. )
ps, ZOMG i've been married for a whole month!! fjaogijaf;p2o3i!!!1
Oh, and also? Jensen and Jared need to - they need to stop killing us all. The number of spontaneous explosions and deaths I've seen all over my flist these past few days is almost frightening. And they just keep on going, the heartless bastards. ( For Example. )
ps, ZOMG i've been married for a whole month!! fjaogijaf;p2o3i!!!1
fully functional and anatomically correct
Feb. 9th, 2007 10:48 am- Kate was lovely enough to send me some more Voltaire songs, and, omg. If you haven't heard of this guy yet, you need to tell me stat so I can upload these songs for you. First of all, he has a song called "Brains!" Yes, it's what you think it is, but even better than that because it's playful and silly, but still sort of creepy, and I just - I could go on for ages about this man's voice. Second is this song called "The Sexy Data Tango" which is actually about Data from Star Trek. I'm not even kidding, people. The song is entirely made of sexual euphemisms: "Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube / So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft." BEST. EVER.
- Who else still hasn't recovered from Supernatural? Show of hands? Awesome, I'm not the only one. To make sure you can't function for the rest of the day, some ( spoilery pictures! )
- I'm incredibly sorry about not getting to everyone's comments on the survey post yet. I will get them all, I promise that! Just might, um, take a little while. I've made a dent, though! It's progress! Oh, and, I had absolutely no idea how many people preferred Jasmine and Belle of all the Disney Princesses. It's almost an overwhelming majority, with only one or two people punching in with Ariel. Is it the sass? Is it the clothing? Ariel doesn't really get clothing. Much.
- I've started sending out letters again. If I have your address, you're probably gonna get one - BEWARE (AND I MEAN YOU). pssst, tali! jose wants your addy! *grabby hands*
- Ahem. I really like using selective coloring masks in photoshop. And apparently I have a strange sense of humor? Who knew. I can't look at Sammy's face in the first one without absolutely dying. Because, I mean, can't you just hear him saying it in that voice? You know what one I mean. ( Four SPN Icons )
- I'm incredibly sorry about not getting to everyone's comments on the survey post yet. I will get them all, I promise that! Just might, um, take a little while. I've made a dent, though! It's progress! Oh, and, I had absolutely no idea how many people preferred Jasmine and Belle of all the Disney Princesses. It's almost an overwhelming majority, with only one or two people punching in with Ariel. Is it the sass? Is it the clothing? Ariel doesn't really get clothing. Much.
oh, it is love, from the first
Dec. 9th, 2006 09:06 pmI think we can all agree that I'm quite weird. You other three who got stick!porn from me? Upload it, because I am so saving these for when I get busted for something illegal, like murder via clothes hanger, and have to plead insanity. Stick figure porn in christmas cards! Sure to win my case, oh definitely.
Moving swiftly onwards, I've seen a bunch of people on my flist are kind of having a bad time of it. I don't know what it is about these past few days that sucks so much, but it's not cool and I want to fix it. So, I give you a spam of a bunch of pics that make me go wobbly 'round the knees and gooey in the center. ( Like a marshmellow. )
I hope that cheered some people up, 'cause it certainly made me giggle and grin like a loon. OH LOOK, that helps my case even more! If I'm ever convincted of murder, my lawyer can just bring in pictures of Jensen and Jared grinning at each other and I'll be loopy all day. Anyway. Everyone should tell me about their week so I can pet them and say unto them pretty things. ♥
Moving swiftly onwards, I've seen a bunch of people on my flist are kind of having a bad time of it. I don't know what it is about these past few days that sucks so much, but it's not cool and I want to fix it. So, I give you a spam of a bunch of pics that make me go wobbly 'round the knees and gooey in the center. ( Like a marshmellow. )
I hope that cheered some people up, 'cause it certainly made me giggle and grin like a loon. OH LOOK, that helps my case even more! If I'm ever convincted of murder, my lawyer can just bring in pictures of Jensen and Jared grinning at each other and I'll be loopy all day. Anyway. Everyone should tell me about their week so I can pet them and say unto them pretty things. ♥
this song title is so apt.
Dec. 7th, 2006 06:15 pmIT'S THURSDAYYY!!! Eee, I haven't been this excited in WEEKS. undecipherable? You had better be on, like, as soon as the previouslies start, that is an order. It's episode nine, it's episode nine, it's episode NINE and Kripke's going to leave us hanging, I just know it! BUT I CAN'T HATE HIM FOR IT.
You wanna know why? Go here and read the original pilot script for Supernatural, because, omg! Kripke is such a fantastic, loveable, melodramatic, AMAZING bastard. I didn't think my heart had room, but it has apparently grown three sizes just from reading that script. Dean chain-smokes! And when he was thirteen, he chained Sam to a table! Please, someone come squee with me about this because I think I am dying! The note! That Papa left for Dean in the journal! AAAAHHH.
And just because it's Thursday and I can: ( A Huge Ass Picspam! )
undecipherable? You had better be on, like, as soon as the previouslies start, that is an order. It's episode nine, it's episode nine, it's episode NINE and Kripke's going to leave us hanging, I just know it! BUT I CAN'T HATE HIM FOR IT.You wanna know why? Go here and read the original pilot script for Supernatural, because, omg! Kripke is such a fantastic, loveable, melodramatic, AMAZING bastard. I didn't think my heart had room, but it has apparently grown three sizes just from reading that script. Dean chain-smokes! And when he was thirteen, he chained Sam to a table! Please, someone come squee with me about this because I think I am dying! The note! That Papa left for Dean in the journal! AAAAHHH.
And just because it's Thursday and I can: ( A Huge Ass Picspam! )
Do they not have publicists?
Nov. 6th, 2006 11:35 amI re-watched the Paley Festival last night, and my love for J-squared was reaffirmed. So, this morning I went looking for interviews with the two of them, because they really just write it for us, don't they, and guess what I found?
Interview in Norwegian magazine, TOPP; paraphrased fromecaths
Q: Who's the most famous celebrity you've made out with?
Jared: That has to be Jensen.
Jensen: [laughing] You wish.
Q: Was [your first celebrity crush] Pamela Anderson?
Jensen: No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you on this?
Jared: Jensen's very gay. I've noticed it on set. [grinning]
Q: What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster hanging on my wall.
Jensen: And you say I'm gay?
Jared: [looking nervously at the note takers]
Q: Do you walk around your house naked?
Both: Yes.
Jensen: I love walking around the house naked.
Jared: But, y'know, not while you're hard. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I keep my boxers on. [looking to Jensen]
Jensen: Nah, I don't mind. I like walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? ...Time to change the subject.
I had almost forgotten how absolutely fabulous that interview is. Who wants to write the fic that's begging to be written? About Jensen and Jared realizing what they've said and panicking?
Oh, I love them so, so much.
In other news, ( Jensen is too pretty to be real. ) Just...*flappy hands* SOMEONE HOLD ME.
ETA2: I promise I'll stop spamming eventually, but, omg, I just watched the beginning of "Skin" again, and, and..!!!! The music, and Dean when he turns to the SWAT with that calculating, blank expression and he freaking fingers the knife. I-I. Uh, yes. I..yes.
Interview in Norwegian magazine, TOPP; paraphrased from
ecathsQ: Who's the most famous celebrity you've made out with?
Jared: That has to be Jensen.
Jensen: [laughing] You wish.
Q: Was [your first celebrity crush] Pamela Anderson?
Jensen: No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you on this?
Jared: Jensen's very gay. I've noticed it on set. [grinning]
Q: What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster hanging on my wall.
Jensen: And you say I'm gay?
Jared: [looking nervously at the note takers]
Q: Do you walk around your house naked?
Both: Yes.
Jensen: I love walking around the house naked.
Jared: But, y'know, not while you're hard. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I keep my boxers on. [looking to Jensen]
Jensen: Nah, I don't mind. I like walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? ...Time to change the subject.
I had almost forgotten how absolutely fabulous that interview is. Who wants to write the fic that's begging to be written? About Jensen and Jared realizing what they've said and panicking?
Oh, I love them so, so much.
In other news, ( Jensen is too pretty to be real. ) Just...*flappy hands* SOMEONE HOLD ME.
ETA2: I promise I'll stop spamming eventually, but, omg, I just watched the beginning of "Skin" again, and, and..!!!! The music, and Dean when he turns to the SWAT with that calculating, blank expression and he freaking fingers the knife. I-I. Uh, yes. I..yes.
letters to the editor
Oct. 23rd, 2006 02:12 pmDear Jared,
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
