Do they not have publicists?

[unamaga]

I re-watched the Paley Festival last night, and my love for J-squared was reaffirmed. So, this morning I went looking for interviews with the two of them, because they really just write it for us, don't they, and guess what I found?

Interview in Norwegian magazine, TOPP; paraphrased from ecaths

Q: Who's the most famous celebrity you've made out with?
Jared: That has to be Jensen.
Jensen: [laughing] You wish.

Q: Was [your first celebrity crush] Pamela Anderson?
Jensen: No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you on this?
Jared: Jensen's very gay. I've noticed it on set. [grinning]

Q: What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster hanging on my wall.
Jensen: And you say I'm gay?
Jared: [looking nervously at the note takers]

Q: Do you walk around your house naked?
Both: Yes.
Jensen: I love walking around the house naked.
Jared: But, y'know, not while you're hard. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I keep my boxers on. [looking to Jensen]
Jensen: Nah, I don't mind. I like walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? ...Time to change the subject.

I had almost forgotten how absolutely fabulous that interview is. Who wants to write the fic that's begging to be written? About Jensen and Jared realizing what they've said and panicking?

Oh, I love them so, so much.

In other news, Jensen is too pretty to be real. Oh, wait, that's not news.

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ETA: Since I've spent, like, the past fifty bazillion hours clicking over to this tab--


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Just...*flappy hands* SOMEONE HOLD ME.

ETA2: I promise I'll stop spamming eventually, but, omg, I just watched the beginning of "Skin" again, and, and..!!!! The music, and Dean when he turns to the SWAT with that calculating, blank expression and he freaking fingers the knife. I-I. Uh, yes. I..yes.

Comments

[ericaplease.livejournal.com]

*HOLDS, BABY*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS*

OMG YOUR ICON ISN'T HELPING!! *girl parts asplode*

[ericaplease.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY AM I NOT GETTING COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS?!

*MOLESTS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT EITHER OMG *CRIEZ*

...*AND THEN SEXES*

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS AND HOLDS YOU*

HOMG i'm totally not able to concentrate on my literature notes now. kthankbi

*stares and drools*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Who needs literature?! There is Jensen and FRECKLES and EYES and LIPS and ok now I'm dead.

*ollapses*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WITHOUT THE C, YES THAT'S RIGHT.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*gives you mouth to mouth*

COME BACK TO ME!!

he is literature within himself. THAT'S my story and i'm sticking to it

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*discreetly turns mouth-to-mouth into MAKING OUT*

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

*HOLDS*

Ohmigod that INTERVIEW!! I feel like they were hungover and possibly still a little drunk, so the filters just WERENT THERE, and plus there was the added "security" (HA!) of being in a foreign country and pfft this interview's never gonna get home! *snorts* Oh boys, so naive and darling *pets* I just... "Why lock it up when you're at home?" GYAH! Heeeee.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS*

I knooooow! OMG, and, like, Jared uses the words "gay" and "masturbate" at least five times. I bet they woke up later in the day and went, "Oh...[explicative]!"

!!!!!!

they should never ever use publicists

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

That interview is so much love, I can't handle it! *combusts*

Jensen!! and skinshifter Dean!! +knife!! *is ded*

Dean/kife=OTP!!

Re: they should never ever use publicists

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY ZOMG. He, like, FONDLES the thing. And it's all curvy and sexy to begin with....!!!

*ded*

Re: they should never ever use publicists

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

And the LOOK he shoots at the swat guys!!! smoldering and that is the real reason he got away, because they all went weak in the knees and swooed when he looked at them!!

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

*wishes she had known about it when J2 were in Norway so she could have gone up their and seduced both boys in their obviously very drunken state* NEXT TIME *cackles and rubs hands together while hatching a plan involving handcuffs, whipped cream and alcohol*




Uhm no, never stop the spamming, darling. Especially not when you post pretty Jensen pictures.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Heyyy, I wanna play, too! *whines and looks generally pathetic*

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

Well, after I enslave them with my sexual powers you'll be our first stop. Duh!

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

OMG! i know about those interview. I would have died to be a fly on the freaking wall.

*giggles* so yumms

*huggles you*

I KNOW. Skin is HOT with the music and DeAN and OMG! taking of his shirt.

OMGWTF! TAKING OFF HIS SKIN

:D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Iron Butterfly is sexy on a good day, but then you add the KNIVES with their wicked curves and evil!Dean with that LOOK when he turns to the swat team...god, with the red light? SEE ICON FOR ORGASM.

*faints*

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

i KNOW.

That fucking song is amazing. :D

KNIVES = KINKY!!!

I KNOW. that look OMG! so FUCKING HOT.

*points to icon* EVIL!!

I KNOW. so kinky and yumms and AMAZING. can't wait till thursday :D

*SQUEES*

:D

*runs to your side. Fans you. You ok?*

P.S. How did you sleep?

[shibbyfangirl.livejournal.com]

Were they -drunk- when they gave that interview? =DDD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

POSSIBLY. I think they were still hung over from the night before, bwahah.

[talilov.livejournal.com]

That interview is amazing!! Thanks so much for sharing!! the prompt bunnies are fornicating. They are making it way too easy. God Jensen is so secksay. You have the best pic spams.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* fornicating, are they?

[writing-light.livejournal.com]

Don't you wish you could have heard what didn't make it into the interview?

I'll never get tired of looking at that boy. *drools on keyboard*