this might be the place

I have spent the last hour guiltily clicking the play button on my VLC over and over. You want to know why? Because Joe Flanigan has a sex voice, that's why. Just in case, like me, you were unaware: this is ACTUALLY REAL. I know, right?

"We pull pranks together all the time, uh, but they tend to be more subtle in dialogue, you know. Sometimes you'll be shooting and somebody's doing their close-up, you just give 'em a completely different line, like...you know...I love you, Doctor McKay."

The full quote audio
Just the "I love you, Doctor McKay"
[right click + save as]

I'm not sure who took the original video - there was no name attached to the download I found - but whoever it is obviously deserves some back-thumpin' hugs. Thank you so, so much anonymous person! Um. Excuse me while I go press play yet again.

So, any of you who haven't seen the four promo shots recently dug up need to quietly shuffle over to arabella_hope's journal here and see them right now. I'll wait....... OK, AREN'T THEY AWESOME? They're awesome. The black and white one is now my new header. Tada!

I may have a thing for that color red. Sort of. Shut up.

On an entirely different note, this is a bit of shameless femmeslash that is solely about dirty talk. There's really no plot. Really. Oh, and it's dedicated in part to Jules and Robin. Uh. Enjoy!

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Sweet Talkin', Body Rockin ' [Adult]
original femmeslash - 570 words
( Sometimes, you’ll be sitting at the kitchen island, a stool pulled out under you, your feet propped up on the bar running along the underside, and she’ll come up behind you, wrapping her arms around your waist and pressing the point of her chin to the sensitive crook of your neck. )

*weak flailing*

i blame him for not being able to sleep. i have to wake up in the morning, jared. NO FAIRS. ( SOME ICONS - yes, of that )

Ok, this is just me making a point to TALI WHO DOESN'T LIKE JARED and says he has thin lips. Even though she won't read this, and wouldn't care if she did. Anyway, proof that Jared's mouth is gorgeous:

( RIGHT HERE )

I think I might have just drooled a little on my keyboard. You tell me that isn't a kissable mouth and I will...I don't know what I'll do, but I'll DO SOMETHING all right! Look at the bow of his lower lip, the way it's quirked up at the side like he'll start smirking any second, and they're sort of shiny 'cause he's just licked them, and jfaw408qu2rjafmkl;/jl faowfj94-ei....

brb

[Regarding Jensen and Jared]
Cid: My mission in life - I have to find myself one of him.
Mel: Which one?
Cid: ....both. What, I'm not a slut.
Mel: I understand. I think we all deserve the set.
Cid: That's true. We do.
Mel: They come as a set, y'know.
Cid: They do! It would be mean to seperate them.
Mel: Hah! Come as a set, get it? ...Oh god kill me.
Cid: So, I'm looking at this school.

On that note, ( a picture. )

I re-watched the Paley Festival last night, and my love for J-squared was reaffirmed. So, this morning I went looking for interviews with the two of them, because they really just write it for us, don't they, and guess what I found?

Interview in Norwegian magazine, TOPP; paraphrased from ecaths

Q: Who's the most famous celebrity you've made out with?
Jared: That has to be Jensen.
Jensen: [laughing] You wish.

Q: Was [your first celebrity crush] Pamela Anderson?
Jensen: No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you on this?
Jared: Jensen's very gay. I've noticed it on set. [grinning]

Q: What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster hanging on my wall.
Jensen: And you say I'm gay?
Jared: [looking nervously at the note takers]

Q: Do you walk around your house naked?
Both: Yes.
Jensen: I love walking around the house naked.
Jared: But, y'know, not while you're hard. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I keep my boxers on. [looking to Jensen]
Jensen: Nah, I don't mind. I like walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? ...Time to change the subject.

I had almost forgotten how absolutely fabulous that interview is. Who wants to write the fic that's begging to be written? About Jensen and Jared realizing what they've said and panicking?

Oh, I love them so, so much.

In other news, ( Jensen is too pretty to be real. ) Just...*flappy hands* SOMEONE HOLD ME.

ETA2: I promise I'll stop spamming eventually, but, omg, I just watched the beginning of "Skin" again, and, and..!!!! The music, and Dean when he turns to the SWAT with that calculating, blank expression and he freaking fingers the knife. I-I. Uh, yes. I..yes.

First off--THANK YOU my lovely, lovely legoline for giving me the episode. Stupid, broken teevee. Secondly, HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!

( Mel's 13 things about SPN 2x03 )