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[unamaga]

I was planning on spending a few days mostly cut off from the internet, but while searching for stock and JFlan photos to work on my artword entry, I came across this one by tor0908 on flickr and, dudes. You seriously need to see this. I haven't been able to physically make myself look away for over half an hour.



HIS FACE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. JOE FLANIGAN.

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[longtimegone]

He's so fucking beautiful.

Even his teeth are beautiful.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I knowwww. Have you seen this one (http://www.flickr.com/photos/toria_w/489874501/in/set-72157600191677364/), aka the one for which my HEART STOPS BEATING?

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*FLAPS WILDLY AROUND IN A CIRCLE*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*JOINS YOU*

[terribilita.livejournal.com]

SOME DAYS I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW HE EXISTS.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID HE COME FROM? I DON'T KNOW.

[ladyflowdi.livejournal.com]

I. OH. JOE. ::FLAIL:: How can one single man be so absolutely gorgeous? The hair and the eyes and the SMILE. Great googly moogly, he is a pretty man.

Also, is it weird that I want to bite his cute little knobby knees?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

UM, NO. NO IT IS NOT WEIRD. Because now that you've mentioned it, I'm fixating too. *bites inside of cheek* He should wear jeans in public more often.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

HE IS NOT OF THIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AMBERS, HIS MOUTH, OKAY. LOOK AT IT. *FLAP*

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's the laugh usually only Rodney gets to see!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Fja;gkwfjalwgkm! No wonder Rodney's so completely besotted with him!

[chandri.livejournal.com]

He. That.

*inarticulate squeak*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. *breathes*

[tex.livejournal.com]

How unfair is it that we won't be subject to that beautiful face every week anymore? It sucks so bad.

[longtimegone]

*CRIES*

[ismenetruth.livejournal.com]

HOW IS - I MEAN - WHAT. *FLAILS*

Joe Flanigan: actually the result of genetic experimentation and/or a surprisingly convincing sexbot built by Mrs. Flan, y/y?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think you might have seriously just hit upon it. There is NO WAY he - I just - ajf;oawijgklawf.

[kimberweeme.livejournal.com]

How is it possible for one man to be so utterly, devestatingly gorgeous? IT IS NOT NORMAL.

I just, guh! So pretty... Can I squeeze his middle and pet his hair, please?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YES. Yes please do! Maybe he will make an adorable squeaking noise, homg. :o

[sobelle.livejournal.com]

nods and agrees!!! oh my!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

His faaaaaace! *helpless flail*

[bloodylovecraft.livejournal.com]

Eee!! This (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/bouilloncubeiguana/flan.jpg) is my favourite picture of him. Mostly because I took it, but also because, when it was still on my camera, I'd have to zoom in and scroll up and down to see him properly. Mmm. Scrolly Joe.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

NGH, oh yes please. The sunglasses in the pocket! The wrinkled, nearly see-through shirt! The mouth! *fans*

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh my god. How is that man so fucking beautiful? *stares*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to - NGH. *splodey*

[catvampcrazines.livejournal.com]

Oh. Look at that great big smile (and the possibility of him doing something with his tongue against his teeth-I think).

But really, I just wanna play with the longer hair. Num. Not that the shorter hair isn't wonderful.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think the tongue has actually ruined me for the rest of the night. *collapses*

[scizojess.livejournal.com]

GOD. NOT FAIR.

FORGET FREE HEALTH CARE, WE SHOULD ALL GET A JOE CLONE.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I ABSOLUTELY APPROVE OF THIS PLAN, SIR.

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

He's so gorgeous it almost hurts.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I seriously wonder how his wife does not combust.

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

NNGHHH THIGHS!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

GOD YES. Just imagine them without the jeans.

[dodificus.livejournal.com]

I think I have problems because I'm distracted from his face by how wildly uncomfortable he'd be sitting on that chair for any length of time.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Which is why he keeps sliding off of it and giving us spectacular views like this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/toria_w/489874093/in/set-72157600191677364/). Praise be to uncomfortable chairs.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Eeeee so happy!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

GLEEFUL, NNY. GLEEEE.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

It's a rotten shame that John Sheppard doesn't laugh more.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

God, yes. He barely even smiles sincerely. :( I suspect this is because JFlans knows how adorkable he is when he smiles and doesn't want to ruin John's carefully constructed bad boy image.

[aworldinside.livejournal.com]

Joe. In jeans. And laughing. Fuck.

Seriously. How is he so pretty? How?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think the only answer to that question is 42.

[melagan.livejournal.com]

Now that is a Happfest Face!!!

Oh Joe *glomps*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He should be our official logo! \o/

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

All that comes to mind are adjectives. Lithe, liquid, sexy, casual, etc. etc.

His clothes just look... he looks like he really spends all his time naked but just puts clothes on so he doesn't go all Edward Cullen on us. I'm so sorry! But seriously. *This* is the man for which sparkly purple prose should be thought up AND NEVER WRITTEN DOWN WHERE ANYONE CAN READ IT.

Is it really, really bad that the fact that he's a daddy and loves his kids makes him even more hot? NRRGH. Also, KNEES.

He and David REALLY, REALLY need to wear jeans more often. I wanna write a pilot for the two of them just for the wardrobe and snarky interaction factor.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He and David REALLY, REALLY need to wear jeans more often. I wanna write a pilot for the two of them just for the wardrobe and snarky interaction factor.

UM. PLS DO. YES.

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

I held my breath when I clicked the link and then I LOL'D. He's so HAPPY.

And going through that thread up there - HE WAS AT COMIC CON?? How did I never see this!? In BLUE. And looking BEAUTIFUL.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

DUDE. HOW DID YOU MISS HIM. HE IS GORGEOUS AND, LIKE, MADE OF SUNSHINE OR SOMETHING.

[aurora]

OH JOE.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*LOVES HIM*