How To Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It by
katjad (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17) ~14,427 words
There are no words to express, really, how much I adore this story. Marry or die fic! By katjad! It's delightful and in-character and
awkward as hell in the sweetest way possible; Rodney's offensive without being obnoxious, John's so in over his head, and the end will leave you fondly going, "Oh, Zelenka."
"Gentlemen." Elizabeth's tone of voice was enough to make both of them stop talking and look at her, which in Rodney's case was really saying something. She sounded tired, or possibly like she wanted to hit somebody. Probably Rodney, if John had to guess—he just had that kind of effect on people. "Being on the next corridor over isn't going to cut it. The elder told Teyla you need to be in the same bed."
There was a moment of horrified silence.
"This is the part where you're completely and utterly kidding, right?" John said.
Rodney snapped his fingers. "Wait, I've got it: it's April Fool's on Earth, isn't it? It has to be. It's, yes, convert the months to—No, wait, it's only mid-March. You're not kidding, are you? This is—this is not good."
Go on,
shoo!
Now, this is going to probably make me sound schizophrenic or something after the yay above, but I'm just goddamn fed up with it. So.
If you're tired of hearing me talk about SGA, move the hell on. Defriend me, find some new people to share in your current obsession, whatever. I had fun in Supernatural for a while, it was nice, but I think it's kind of glaringly obvious by now that SPN is not my main squeeze. I still watch it, I still adore it, and occasionally I'll read a fic if it's by an author I like. But I
am going to keep talking about John Sheppard being a hotass and I
am going to keep posting fic about how much he loves Rodney McKay. If that's not something you want clogging up your flist, don't complain to me about it. Just click the little button at the top of my userinfo and you'll be free as a bird.
This is
not to say that any of you who like Supernatural should Get Gone - because I love having all of you on my flist, and a lot of you I'm friends with in a more solid way than just through a shared fandom - but those few who are extremely bothered by my journal's content as of late? Please don't feel obligated to stay.