letters to the editor

[unamaga]

Dear Jared,

Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--

Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.

Kisses,
Mel

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Dear Jensen,

Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!

Naughty touches,
Mel

Comments

[kueble.livejournal.com]

Hee! Jared is getting very beefy, but he is still the adorable little hotass he originally was.

Man, you find good pics. The Jensen kissy face one nearly killed me!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Jared will always have a special place in my heart, covered in animal throws with a big ol' fireplace, but this new tendency toward even more muscle mass is making me a sad Mel.

*hugs you!*

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

OMG! you are sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crazy

I love the jen stuff

NEVER STOP BABY! DON'T YOU EVER EVER STOP

NAUGHTY TOUCHES

*DIES*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*grins* I'm crazy? This is news?

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*claps*

very nicely written, bebe

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*bows* Thank you, sweetie pie! :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

♥

I agree with everything.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*snuggle*

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that's exactly what I am thinking. I still love you Jared, but please stop with the steroids. I want my pretty, "little" boy back!

Oh Jensen, if Jared wasn't there, you would be the one and only. xD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Some people really like Jared the way he is now, and power to them, but I miss pretty, lanky Sammy.

Hoowww is it possible for one man to be so gorgeous? It's some kind of crazy.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that I love Jared's new hair. So whatEVER! *grins*

But that was possibly the best sequence of Jensen images ever. My god. HIS EYES ARE SO GREEN *falls over*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*peaceful hands* Power to ya, sister. :D

And, um, Jensen is pretty much a non-human, right? I mean, it's not normal to be that gorgeous ALL THE TIME.

[dullemarulle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, can't remember what I was going to say.
I'm just going to go take a shower now ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WILL IT BE A COLD SHOWER?

♥

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

*agrees totally*

*loves all over you*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*loves all over you, too*

Your icons always make me happy. :D

[writing-light.livejournal.com]

I ♥ you.

*is dead*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*offers you a rose and a gravestone* Maybe if you come back to life Dean will come and stick a "sword" into your "chest".

...*coughs*

[talilov.livejournal.com]

That was so much fun, I was like CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK-ING all over the screen!! =D

I am aware that I only amuse myself, k thnx ;D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

You amuse me too, do not fear. The little Tali in my head is all "*CACKLE CACKLE CLICK* JEEeEeeeeEEnnnSEEeeen!"

[talilov.livejournal.com]

I love this: Tags - HOT MANLY MEN.

IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND??

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

DUDE YOUR COMMENTS ATE MY INBOX. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

[broken-bees.livejournal.com]

I think I may ♥ you for this :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! *bows* Thank you! Thank you!

[plutogirl10.livejournal.com]

man, it does not matter how many times i see these pics. EVERY GOD DAMN TIME! And yes, I totally agree. Jared is freaking huge already, no need to inflate any more.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think Jensen and Jared have some sort of seekrit pact with the devil so they can be so pretty. NOT FAIR.

Guess What Today Is?

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

IT's MY BIRTHDAY


MISS YOU BUNCHES

:D

Re: Guess What Today Is?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! *THROWS CONFETTI!!*

[chaoticpoetry.livejournal.com]

I love your picspams. Especially the one with Jensen and the lip and the yeah....

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, Jensen has a way about him. Just renders you pretty much speechless.

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

Jared is HUGE. It's scary. Hot, but scary. Oo;

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I'm like, what 5'5"? He's almost an ENTIRE FOOT taller than me!

*clings to you*

[spazzbot.livejournal.com]

Here I am late to the party again, but I am SO WITH YOU THERE. Jared's GINORMOUSNESS has always kind of been my favorite thing ever, exept that now he's not just giant, he's like. Really broad and wide and beefy and it FREAKS ME OUT. I liked when he was just really tall and long and lean, you know?

And mmmmmm. *pets pretty Jensen* His role in Dark Angel makes total sense to me, because yes, I really could believe that he was genetically engineered to be superior, he is that gorgeous.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

THE PARTY WAS NOT A PARTY UNTIL YOU GOT HERE, BABY. :D

It was one thing for him to be huge vertically, but if he gets any wider in the facial area and the chestal area, I will probably have a breakdown and cry in a very inconvenient public place, like during Latin. And then my teacher will say something like, "Are you all right, dear?" or, "Are you psycho, dear?" and I will be sent home from class.

Wait. This might work.


WOAH. That's what he played in DA? A genetically superior being? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.