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Dear Jared,
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
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Um...*knocks boots*? =D
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\o/
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in my dreams. What of it?no subject
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...Would it be wrong of me to charge admission? I mean, we could set up a tent and I promise to split the money 50/50 with Jensen. It would be more popular than the win_cons, hahaha.
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It might get ugly.