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letters to the editor
Dear Jared,
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
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*click click click Jen JEN JEN*
I am considering writing sekrit pwn at work...let's see if I can get away with it!!
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*does*
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I feel sorry for this thread. It's working so hard to load all our comments *pats the thread*
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