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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-23 02:12 pm

letters to the editor

Dear Jared,

Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--

Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.

Kisses,
Mel

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Dear Jensen,

Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!

Naughty touches,
Mel

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
There are warm showers in which you do naughty things--don't forget those. :D

I'm proud of you. It's extremely difficult to not yell stuff like that when they just GIVE YOU THE MATERIAL. I mean, seriously, "Since when do you mind getting a little dirty, Sammy?"!?!? INCESTUOUS GOLDMINE.

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-23 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah *considers showering again*

That's because Kripke secretly ships Dean/Sam. He is stepping up this season, and the DVD will be packed with NC-17 scenes that didn't make the cut *lives happily in dreamland*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG SIGN ME UP FOR AN ADVANCED COPY. *would sell her right LEG*

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Psh, who needs legs anyway?