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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-23 02:12 pm

letters to the editor

Dear Jared,

Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--

Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.

Kisses,
Mel

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Dear Jensen,

Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!

Naughty touches,
Mel

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-10-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, that's exactly what I am thinking. I still love you Jared, but please stop with the steroids. I want my pretty, "little" boy back!

Oh Jensen, if Jared wasn't there, you would be the one and only. xD

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people really like Jared the way he is now, and power to them, but I miss pretty, lanky Sammy.

Hoowww is it possible for one man to be so gorgeous? It's some kind of crazy.