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Dear Jared,
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
Okay, honey. We get it. You're not a little boy anymore, and that's fantastic. In fact, we like when you push us around and show us you're bigger than us, you manly, hunky piece of--
Ahem. We know you want to show everyone how butch you are, baby, but this is not the way. Put down the energy drink, step away from the weights, and stop parting your hair down the center. You are far too sweet and pretty to be turning into a beefcake who looks like he's on steroids. Right now, you're on the line. We still love you and want you, and we always will, but you're making things difficult.
Kisses,
Mel
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Dear Jensen,
Never stop, baby! Don't you ever, ever stop!
Naughty touches,
Mel
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It was one thing for him to be huge vertically, but if he gets any wider in the facial area and the chestal area, I will probably have a breakdown and cry in a very inconvenient public place, like during Latin. And then my teacher will say something like, "Are you all right, dear?" or, "Are you psycho, dear?" and I will be sent home from class.
Wait. This might work.
WOAH. That's what he played in DA? A genetically superior being? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
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That's exactly it. I was watching 'Phantom Traveler' last week right before the new SPN episode, and the whole time I was like, 'guh! look at Jared!' and it really threw me off to see the new ep and see him being so WIDE and kind of scary.
Jared better not get any wider, we don't want you having breakdowns! Despite the possible 'getting out of class' benefits. I'm not sure that, 'Oh, I'm having a mental breakdown because Jared Padalecki got wider' will really cut it as an excuse, you know?
And well, yes, Jensen was sort of a genetically superior being. He was cooked up in a lab to be a perfect soldier, to be stronger and faster and smarter, etc, etc. I just sort of think that gee, if you're going to go through the trouble of genetic engineering, you would also make someone superior in the looks department, right? Right. I had no trouble believing that he was superior. at all.