unamaga | Entries tagged with dhew

kashmir1 and I watched Scanners 2 last night - no, I don't know why either. Except, wait! I do! Damn you, DHew.

It was a pretty gross movie, and I could have seriously done without all the bubbling flesh and...things, but at least there were a few high points. AKA David Hewlett.

trinityofone's puppy ficlet means so much more to me now. The relevant bits of the movie (or, well, what I consider relevant anyway, meaning: kissing, puppies, and telekinetic sex) are uploaded here and here, both .mp4 files. Prepare yourself for young David's high, adorable voice, huge blue eyes, and, yes, feathered hair. Also:

Yeah.
On a related note, it has been brought to my attention by concerned parties that I make way more Joe icons than David icons. And that this makes David a sad panda. So! A small batch of David icons with the promise of more if anyone has caps they'd like done. Nudge nudge, help me out here?

( Sixteen DHew icons from various movies and tv shows, including Traders and Scanners )

Um, so, Shore Leave was pretty much amazing? Like you guys are surprised. I don't think I even have it in me to make a full report, because the entire thing was one big blur of me hugging everyone who asked for it and some people who didn't seem to want me near them at all or, you know, have any clue who I was, and then seeing David Hewlett fondle a guitar and having Kate Hewlett talk directly to us about her purse and Jewel Staite nearly brushing me with her bare legs that are long and gorgeous and fa;jgalkmgawfl and, okay, I'm breathing. Right. Yes.

I totally had a panic attack like that right before stepping into the room for a picture with David and having to touch him. NO HARDSHIP of course because he is even more fit in real life than I'd ever imagined and he smells like warm sheets, but I look somewhat like I've stuck my finger in an outlet, and he looks somewhat like he's not had a cup of coffee for three days.

Anyway, I met a bunch of amazing fangirls and bounced all around them like a hyperactive puppy for most of the weekend.

exsequar,

kashmir1,

amberlynne,

hebrew_hernia ,

tty63 and I shared a room - which, well, not much sleep occurred, what with the giggling and the episode watching - and it was fabulous. And on TOP of that, I had:

ladycat777,

darsynia,

stillanne,

grammarwoman,

wolfshark,

kimberweemee and

kimberlyrdf (briefly because I was distracted by the Hew's...Hewlishiousness),

emyrys,

sam_gamgee (I'm so sorry for dragging Anne away like that, it was totally rude! I didn't realize you two were conversing and eeeek), and probably a bunch more that I'm forgetting because I suck or because I never asked your lj names. Please yell at me if you were there!

There were a few faces I thought I might have recognized, but my eyesight is notoriously horrible and badges are tiny, so I couldn't get up the guts to go say, "HI, ARE YOU ON MY FLIST! :D?" in a timely manner. But if you thought a girl in a red dress/colorful skirt might have looked at you and been a total ass about not saying something? It's because I'm a wimp, not because I don't love you. Wimp wimp wimp.

( Cut for slight meanderings and a photo )

I'm sure we all said wonderful and stupid things that I'm forgetting, and I'm equally sure some of the things that came out of my mouth this weekend fell gracelessly and with much sound into the second category, but I can't think of them right now. So! I'm going to go steal some more of

hebrew_hernia's gorgeous pics (which she will hopefully post [except, um, not the ones that feature my boobs]) and make icons out of them while I attempt fruitlessly to catch up on my flist. If you have an anecdote to share, pleeeaasse dooo. I want to hear!

...omg david hewlett. *squeak*

Current Mood: lethargic

Dear David Hewlett,

You just don't know when to quit, do you. kashmir1 and I? You killed us, David. You killed us with your big, pretty eyes, and your lush, full mouth, and your famously heart-shaped ass, and the curve of your fucking jaw when you're looking off into the distance. Not to mention that one time you had a beard and didn't warn us first; or when you looked at that girl in Pin like you were about to sear her clothes off with your gaze alone; or, okay, the high socks. We have no defenses against that, David, it's really not fair.

Oh, and then there was the time you made out with another dude and ruined us for all mankind. Yeah. Remember that, David? We do. And we still haven't recovered, you incredible bastard.

Fuck you very much,
Those Twitching Bodies Over There Next To The Sofa

Dear Track Star AU Boys,

I approve of all the kissing. And groping. And hickey-giving. Carry on.

Yours in snogs,
Mel

EDIT:
kashmir1: *hands you a paper bag*
unamaga: CURSE YOU DAVID HEWLETT I HAVE ASTHMA OKAY THIS IS NOT HEALTHY.
kashmir1: SERIOUSLY. GAH. I HAVE A HEART MURMUR. IT IS NOT OKAY TO MAKE IT FLIP IN MY CHEST LIKE THAT
unamaga: We should write in complaints to the scifi network.

"Dear Sir or Madam,

As great fans of your hit series, Stargate: Atlantis, we regret to inform you that one of your leads has decided that manslaughter fits his bill better than acting. David Hewlett, by dint of being extremely attractive, extremely awesome, and extremely humorous (we have not yet measured to see if these parts are equal, or if one takes precedent over the others, but we are confident in saying that all three play a large part in his "killer" charm), has unceasingly attempted to murder us where we sit each Friday night at ten o'clock. This may indeed be quite a lot to take in, but we believe that we have come up with a handsome solution that will fulfill everyone's needs:

1) MOAR RODNEY MAKING OUT WITH DUDES.
2) MOAR RODNEY TOUCHING JOHN SHEPPARD.

Hopefully you will be able to commit to these terms. The consequences should you choose to ignore this letter are quite dire, and we would not recommend that you gamble with the lives of your fans.

Thank you for your time and your (eventual) cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Fangirls"

kashmir1: P.S. if you could combine points 1 and 2, that'd be great. kthxbai.

Current Mood: naughty

( Let's talk about David Hewlett for a minute. )

In pumpkin patch news, I picked out a fabulous little guy who, actually, is not that little. He's a twenty-five pounder and probably the biggest pumpkin I have ever owned. Lugging him back to the car was no mean feet, lemme tell you, but SO WORTH IT for the look on my sister's face when I came in the door. She...pretty much looked like DHew in the third picture. It was great.

Last order of business for the night and then I will stop spamming, I promise. It's just...he's so pretty. I can't help it.

( Eight Joe Flanigan icons! )

Current Music: Kim Possible

this might be the place

i could get used to this lifestyle

dooby dooby dooby doo ruff ruff

haha this icon is so appropriate

in which mel talks to people who aren't there

heaaartsss

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