fully functional and anatomically correct

[unamaga]

1. Kate was lovely enough to send me some more Voltaire songs, and, omg. If you haven't heard of this guy yet, you need to tell me stat so I can upload these songs for you. First of all, he has a song called "Brains!" Yes, it's what you think it is, but even better than that because it's playful and silly, but still sort of creepy, and I just - I could go on for ages about this man's voice. Second is this song called "The Sexy Data Tango" which is actually about Data from Star Trek. I'm not even kidding, people. The song is entirely made of sexual euphemisms: "Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube / So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft." BEST. EVER.
   
   
2. Who else still hasn't recovered from Supernatural? Show of hands? Awesome, I'm not the only one. To make sure you can't function for the rest of the day, some spoilery pictures! Caps by the lovely marishna.
   
   
   His tongue, and he's holding that knife, stroking her hair out of the wayfawfjwf. Oh my god.
   
   
   PORN HAND. HUGE.
   
   
   ...!!!!!
   
   
   
   
   THIS CLOSE. THIS. FRICKING. CLOSE.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   I suddenly feel like I know exactly what it would be like to suck Sam's dick. E-excuse me. While I...yeah. OH GOD.
   
   
3. I'm incredibly sorry about not getting to everyone's comments on the survey post yet. I will get them all, I promise that! Just might, um, take a little while. I've made a dent, though! It's progress! Oh, and, I had absolutely no idea how many people preferred Jasmine and Belle of all the Disney Princesses. It's almost an overwhelming majority, with only one or two people punching in with Ariel. Is it the sass? Is it the clothing? Ariel doesn't really get clothing. Much.
   
   
4. I've started sending out letters again. If I have your address, you're probably gonna get one - BEWARE (AND I MEAN YOU). pssst, tali! jose wants your addy! *grabby hands*
   
   
5. Ahem. I really like using selective coloring masks in photoshop. And apparently I have a strange sense of humor? Who knew. I can't look at Sammy's face in the first one without absolutely dying. Because, I mean, can't you just hear him saying it in that voice? You know what one I mean.
   
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Comments

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

ASDFA;SDKFJADSF;LSKAFJAL;FSJKAFAS;FLKJ


BAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


*spazzes and is ded*

those caps, ZOMG....i'm...i just...i can't breathe


andisnaggediconnumerouno? kthanksbye

LOVE YOU! *gives cake*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SAM. WITH HIS HANDS AND HIS MOUTH AND HIS EVIL. *FLAILS WITH YOU* i think my capslock just broke. oy vey!

hahahah, oy vey.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

ICON, FTW!


my capslock has been abused/broken since 9:59pm last night...i'm going to try and give it a break. the operative word being try


his hand is HUGE. H-U-G-E. and i be he could swallow her waist in both of his palms and just alkfdjas;fdkljas;falk...

i'll be over there...in the corner...touching myself. AGAIN.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

dude, right with you for the last bit. i've changed my batteries once already, but then i look at a cap with his face and his hands and the tiny goddamn smirk. *breathes*

[keepaofthecheez.livejournal.com]

That first icon is LOVE. AHAHAHAA!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He was thinking it!!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*twitches and dies*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*sends in the medics!*


*stares at your icon for a while*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Sam really knows how to blow. *coff*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He's had a lot of [entirely platonic] practice.

[galadrielriver.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh, the pictures!!!

*flails and falls ded*

HIS HAND!! HIS FUCKIN' HAND!!!!

*explodes like whoa*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! How long do you think it is from the tip of his middle finger to the heel of his palm? Like...a FOOT?

[galadrielriver.livejournal.com]

I...I don't know! I can't think properly right now.

If I was at home, I think I'd be keening or whimpering right now.

*sets pic as background*

::groans:: There needs to be more hand porn. About both of them.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*has an entire folder of hand!porn* there is nothing quite like coming home at the end of the day and starting up a slide show of pure HAND PORN.

[galadrielriver.livejournal.com]

*is jealous*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*COUGHHACK (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/86798.html)*

[galadrielriver.livejournal.com]

*tackles you*

[exdream1999.livejournal.com]

That last picture. I was laughing at the cap, and yet at the same time going: "She is so right and gawed that picture is sounding hot as hell."

On Voltaire: Tell me you've heard "When You're Evil"? And I want The Sexy Data Tango. ;_;

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

!!!! Of course I've heard When You're Evil! ZOMG, awesome song. Wasn't shibby saying she wanted to make a vid of Sam from last night with that song? *squeegle*

The Sexy Data Tango (http://www.sendspace.com/file/knqyno)

[exdream1999.livejournal.com]

Yes she is, though I also think accompying icons are also a must for the video.

And thank you for the Sexy Data Tango. As Data does need tango for he is sexy. >.>

[http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/]

*LOVES ON FIRST ICON* I want an icon of the last picture because yeeaahhhh.... *licks*

I am going to write a letter to Jared, for new panties, because not only did the panties I was wearing explode? Yeah, ALL my panties exploded from the bajillion sex points evil!Sam has.

*whimpers* I think I want more evil!Sam. I told this to Kate too - I want someone to start an AU with evil!Sam (with this exact demon) and basically like this episode, but stretched out. I think gradually evil!Sam is too... angsty. I want that sex and drugs and more sex feel, y'know?

*waves hands* I haven't heard of Voltaire!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

First Five (http://www.sendspace.com/uploaddone.html?is=5e9716de74a06fb93a6df289432a32e1%2Cca0673fb19bce806382b08a2ac3ef2b9%2C7a21fa52ef21ddb219d3352991284a13%2Cb3af692763fb603597838e95e7a59023%2Cce88b38620d715203a848d92f534f3dc&ls=2cy1bl%2C8qk4m1%2Cg0oap1%2Cgf3s9d%2Cw5fnnr)
And three more (http://www.sendspace.com/uploaddone.html?is=2cd08a5734239db4b581daf17126ff32%2Cb5a8c6d0a46ac892af30d4fea4a079ce%2C6c85c57aabdf1d953ad3242515523a86&ls=ua1dto%2Cvgpqw2%2Cnz4giz)

Dude, completely agree about the evil!Sam thing. 'Cause Meg!Demon's only, that we know of, been in a female body before, right? No way the first thing you'd do in a guy's body wouldn't be to fuck someone.

[rachelsm.livejournal.com]

this episode was teh best! i wanted Sam to tie me up, throw me on top of counter, sexy ass demon things too! \o/

And we all saw that dean wouldn't shoot sam, right?
*hugs dean like crazy*

[spazzbot.livejournal.com]

I'll just be over here making squeaky noises to myself. I'm just. *ded*

and omg that last one! what a view!

HEEEEEEE THAT FIRST ICON. ahahahhaha.

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

I wish they'd hurry up and put it on our telly now. I'm kinda gagging for it. Whoever thought up that blowjob shot was golden.

[(Anonymous)]

http://community.livejournal.com/021407/

check under "u"

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*flappity* TALI. that's so it. i was gonna just send you a letter, but now i'm getting creative. *resolve face*

[talilov.livejournal.com]

=D

I GOTS A LETTER FROM TEH JOSE!! \o/

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

My flist is out to kill me with the HOT! AHHHHH! What I meant to say is:
Who else still hasn't recovered from Supernatural? Show of hands? Awesome, I'm not the only one. To make sure you can't function for the rest of the day, some spoilery pictures!
YES! OMG,OMG,OMG *flails*

I suddenly feel like I know exactly what it would be like to suck Sam's dick. E-excuse me. While I...yeah. OH GOD.
Now I can finally understand why I thought this shot was hot. HOW DID I NOT NOTICE BEFORE?