unamaga | Entries tagged with porn

In the grand tradition of oversharing on livejournal, I would like to gift you all with this lovely piece of porn that actually had me going, "Wait, John, what? John masturbating? Wait," for a minute. As of most posts I seem to make lately, this is...really very much not work-safe. There's no sound, though, so you're good there. Happy watching, flist, and happy Thursday.

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I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.

Current Mood: hot

Point the first: someone stop me from eating this ice cream.

Point the second: the kamasutrathon and all of its many wonders and joys end tomorrow night, folks! Julie and I are probably going to be sliding in at the last minute because that is how we roll; it's our party and we'll cry "It's not midnight yet!" if we want to. But since the conception of our idea, it's sort of morphed into a Track AU snippet, and the alteration of the pic I did for it won't be exactly accurate due to some, er, details, so I figure I'll just throw it out there as a little extra incentive for anyone who's still undecided about participating.

( Extraordinarily NWS )

Point the third: please tell me I'm not imagining that Sound of Music AU. I distinctly remember reading something with that flavor, but it's possible I hallucinated it; if I did, why have you forsaken me, fandom? I had confidence in sunshine, I had confidence in rain, I had confidence that spring would come again, besides which you see I had confidence in peen.

Current Mood: kind of giddy

( John Sheppard is at LEAST this flexible, okay. (NWS) )

EDIT: So, I'm gonna turn this into an impromptu ficathon, since people are ALREADY participating and that is FABULOUS. The rest of this week, no limits - art, fic, whatever you want, just as long as it's some good old fashioned porning based somehow on these pictures. You can obviously keep going if you're inspired but can't finish your project out by next Sunday, but I'll be putting together a master list of everything that's in by then. Look at me, being optimistic about participation! \o/

The Kamasutrathon!
1. Comment Porn, by

ladycat777 (R)
2. Seven Days, by

siriaeve and

sheafrotherdon (NC-17)
3. One Step Further, by

thegrrrl2002 (NC-17)
4. Comment (Almost) Porn!, by

devikun (R)
5. La Pieuvre, by

anyanka_eg (NC-17)
6. (You and Me and) The Games People Play, by

monanotlisa (hard R)
7. Not Nineteen, by

sugarsbadhabit (R)
8. A modified McShep version of pic seven, by

crysothemis (Adult)
9. Comment fic for picture three, by

zinfic (NC-17)
10. Introductory porn!, by

all_my_fandoms (NC-17)
11. Traditional Kind of Guy, by

cpwatcher (NC-17)
12. The Scientific Method, by

clear_as_blood (NC-17)
13. I'll Let You Down Gently, by

vida_boheme (NC-17)
14. Pretzel, by

pennyplainknits (PG-15)
15. Script, by

aesc (NC-17)
16. Beautiful drawing, by

mokarran (Adult)
17. Breaking the Sound Barrier, by

telesilla (NC-17)
18. Sense, Senseless, by

hestia_lacey (hard R)
19. Altered version of picture number one, by

unamaga (Adult)
20. Always Get Your Way, by

kashmir1 and

unamaga (NC-17)

Current Mood: naughty

*fluttery* Bria is totally porning Sam/Me/Dean at me in IM. I...have the best friends ever. Oh my god.

And they're looking at eachother over your head, and you can't see much but something must have happend, cause the next thing you know Sam's lying down and Dean's pushing you back to straddle his lap.

"Wanna ride him, honey?" he whispers into your ear, biting at the lobe. "Fuck my brother for me, baby. Wanna see you."

I, uh. I'm gonna be over - over there. Somewhere. For a while. WITH MY HAND.

Current Mood: horny

this might be the place

i could get used to this lifestyle

oops i did it again

in which mel is perverted (surprise)

dear world,

jesus christ

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