oops i did it again

[unamaga]

In the grand tradition of oversharing on livejournal, I would like to gift you all with this lovely piece of porn that actually had me going, "Wait, John, what? John masturbating? Wait," for a minute. As of most posts I seem to make lately, this is...really very much not work-safe. There's no sound, though, so you're good there. Happy watching, flist, and happy Thursday.

I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.

Comments

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Dear lord *makes a gulping noise and whimpers*

Well he is hairy enough to be John....

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

And I enjoy the thought of John having a special double-handed way of masturbating. Ahem.

[stealmyhorses.livejournal.com]

Well that's a nice way to start a Thursday!

For him and us. ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, indeed.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*paws weakly at you*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I knoooow, baby. *bites lip*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

BOO I CAN'T GET IT TO LOAD. :(

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Nooooo!!!! Um, here's the direct link (http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=BigV&cv=0&idx=1&v=98eCkFu25zo&cl=5MTjE9th5hn&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=), maybe that'll work? If not, I can only guess it's a codex problem or something. I don't know how to rip things off tube sites like these. D: D:

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. wt39egodsnelw4y3aw That seriously is John's body. Though maybe a little less hairy.

Also, Rodney totally approves (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5215/dsc036843vi7.jpg).

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. It is somehow hilarious that he's holding a very colorful, pure-looking book in his hand too.

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have like six things to say, but my brain is messing itself up because that was so freaking hot!

I will try to calm myself down to tell them all.
1. You like Aziraphale/Crowley? THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER! I thought there was like...no one in the fandom.
2. You are helping darsynia with the serenading fic? Thank you for helping this fic exist!
3. That video is so very John Sheppard and I am maybe quickly becoming obsessed with the thought of John then giving Rodney a handjob mimicing this, because he would so go in for the two-handed approach. and I maybe would like to partake in the two-handed handjob, myself, truth be told.

God, could I embarrass myself some more, please?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

1. YES! I'm not active in it and haven't ever really been - I mostly lurk - but I do read sometimes! And it was one of my more 'main' fandoms for a couple of years.
2. I AM. She's making a CHART. *so fond*
3. Oh god, yes, he would have one hand cupping and tugging on Rodney's balls and then sliding up to hold the base while he strokes the head fast and rough. Ahem.

Dude, what is embarrassing about this. I just posted porn on my journal publicly but flocked a picture of my BANGS.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

John doesn't know why Rodney wants to record him masturbating, and resists at first. Rodney, being Rodney, reminds him that John owes him after that thing he did last week, and owes big.

The obvious ground rule is that there can be nothing identifiable of John in the footage (unless you've seen John naked). Oh, and that the footage can never go on a networked computer.

It surprised John a little, that he found the idea so hot. It's not like Rodney'd never seen him handle himself like that, hadn't watched. But knowing that Rodney would watch, and capture, and be able to enjoy at moments when they couldn't be together...he liked it.

He was hard before he hit the sheets, and watching Rodney watching him, all intense and focused on John and on not bumping the camera. Rodney talked him through it, and that made John hotter faster.

It wasn't a record time, but pretty close. And then came the real fun, as John climbed onto Rodney. He stretched himself with one hand as he kept Rodney busy with hot, deep kisses. Rodney went preverbal as John lowered himself onto Rodney's hard, leaking penis.

Rodney didn't set a new record, either, but they collapsed together, sticky with sweat, less than a minute later.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

j;aoikfmgajf, EEE. Um, coherence what?

*collapse*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Afdlksfdlskafdslafdmskfldmsafla

Yeah so um. Stomach muscles. Cause tension and holding off and. Yeah.

That fic? THIS. THIS JUST LIKE YOU SAID IN THE ABOVE COMMENT.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

STOMACH MUSCLES FTW. Seriously, what do you say when you're fit from jerking off and people ask you if you work out? Yeaaaaaah.

[wolfgrin]

WELL, HELLO. Now that's the kind of thing I like to see on my flist.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Always glad to help. ;D

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, he's certainly hairy enough to be John. :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He certainly is. *pleased*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

O.O

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hi, Nny. O:)

[hyunbin.livejournal.com]

jesus fuck, mel.

(ok, tbh, as much as i read porn and whatnot, the penis will never stop cracking me up as to how 100% ridiculous it looks. :x)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. It is kind of ridiculous, isn't it? But also hot. Somewhat like Joe Flanigan's face.

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Mmmm....Thursday morning porn... Just what I needed before going off to see my friendly neighbourhood witch unemployment contact person.

Um. Am I a bad person for wishing there was sound? Ah, well... I can always imagine John making these soft grunting little noises deep in his throat.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

If you're a bad person for wishing it, I'm a bad person for contemplating splicing the little sounds John makes during Defiant One while he's crawling around over it. *COUGH*

[annella.livejournal.com]

GOOD LORD WOMAN. That was wonderful. :D :D :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/ YAY PORN.

[melagan.livejournal.com]

You just over share your heart out honey. Not having any problem with it whatsoever *g*

oh dear god, I just kept imagining a black wristband... _{on his wrist, on his wrist}

Look what fandom has done, I'm dressing up John porn *headdesk*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

God, wristband. *breathes slowly* Especially if his stomach flutters every time the material brushes his cock when he's changing hands.

[equusentric.livejournal.com]

Ah, XTube. It's such a fun place!

I'm always trying to squint and imagine John and Rodney in the porn I watch.

...Not that I watch a lot... >.>

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I DO. And yeah I do that too. Ahem.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, thank you. I'm not fascinated per se, though I'm intrigued, but I admit that thinking this is john-dorkomaster-sheppard is doing wonders for me.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. 5am porn.

THANKYOU.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

VERY welcome. ;D

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE EVER. In equal parts for posting this and how you introduced it.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*LOVES ALL OVER YOUUUUU*

also, I has a question regarding le shore leave? do we has room for one more? or do you know someone who's going but doesn't have a roommate?

[grammarwoman]

*whine*

Can't watch at work -- must wait for home.

*pout*

(Do not take this as a vote against oversharing. Oversharing is Good. Oversharing WORKS.)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*pets* It's worth it, darling.

[chandri.livejournal.com]

Mmm, morning porn. Best thing ever. :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Trufax, yo. Mmm.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

You're such a tease! I can't watch til I get home tonight! I have to wait, like, HOURS!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

IT'S WORTH IT. It's so so worth it.

[cadencecascade.livejournal.com]

Oh my. He just need a wristband and maybe a Rodney and it'd be perfect. Not that, you know, it's not excellent already.

btw; plz overshare...

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, I think everyone would love a wristband. And maybe some dogtags. *cough*

[less-star.livejournal.com]

Mhmm...valid content is so overrated. I like friendly things like this on my flist.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Heheh! Well, you're at the right place, then. :>

[wellowned.livejournal.com]

you know, someone always walks through or stops me every time i'm trying to watch this vid. this is the third time and i still haven't gotten past :32.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo. Hope you got through it eventually. :\