oops i did it again

[unamaga]

In the grand tradition of oversharing on livejournal, I would like to gift you all with this lovely piece of porn that actually had me going, "Wait, John, what? John masturbating? Wait," for a minute. As of most posts I seem to make lately, this is...really very much not work-safe. There's no sound, though, so you're good there. Happy watching, flist, and happy Thursday.

I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.

Comments

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Dear lord *makes a gulping noise and whimpers*

Well he is hairy enough to be John....

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

And I enjoy the thought of John having a special double-handed way of masturbating. Ahem.

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the look on Rodney's face if he received this as an attachment? Especially if he got it while he was in a meeting and watched it as John prattled on to Carter about trade or such. All the while smirking because Rodney keeps making these strangled noises to the point that Teyla's asking him if he's having an allergic reaction to something because he's turning awfully red.

[stealmyhorses.livejournal.com]

Well that's a nice way to start a Thursday!

For him and us. ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YES.

And everyone's sort of staring at Rodney, because he's not even complaining about anything or gesturing wildly to his neck or doing anything which he might normally do in a situation like this; except John, whose foot is sliding up the back of Rodney's calf.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*paws weakly at you*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, indeed.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I knoooow, baby. *bites lip*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*flails around a bit*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

BOO I CAN'T GET IT TO LOAD. :(

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. wt39egodsnelw4y3aw That seriously is John's body. Though maybe a little less hairy.

Also, Rodney totally approves (http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5215/dsc036843vi7.jpg).

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Nooooo!!!! Um, here's the direct link (http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=BigV&cv=0&idx=1&v=98eCkFu25zo&cl=5MTjE9th5hn&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=), maybe that'll work? If not, I can only guess it's a codex problem or something. I don't know how to rip things off tube sites like these. D: D:

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*makes helpless hands*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. It is somehow hilarious that he's holding a very colorful, pure-looking book in his hand too.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*moans quietly*

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Than all of a sudden Rodney stands up and almost knocks over his chair, and proceeds to grab John and drag him out of the room muttering something about "checking out the filtration systems".

Than of course as soon as they leave Sam and Teyla dive for Rodney's laptop and watch the video. Of course forwarding it to themselves and everyone in the Stitch and Bitch.

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have like six things to say, but my brain is messing itself up because that was so freaking hot!

I will try to calm myself down to tell them all.
1. You like Aziraphale/Crowley? THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER! I thought there was like...no one in the fandom.
2. You are helping darsynia with the serenading fic? Thank you for helping this fic exist!
3. That video is so very John Sheppard and I am maybe quickly becoming obsessed with the thought of John then giving Rodney a handjob mimicing this, because he would so go in for the two-handed approach. and I maybe would like to partake in the two-handed handjob, myself, truth be told.

God, could I embarrass myself some more, please?

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

John doesn't know why Rodney wants to record him masturbating, and resists at first. Rodney, being Rodney, reminds him that John owes him after that thing he did last week, and owes big.

The obvious ground rule is that there can be nothing identifiable of John in the footage (unless you've seen John naked). Oh, and that the footage can never go on a networked computer.

It surprised John a little, that he found the idea so hot. It's not like Rodney'd never seen him handle himself like that, hadn't watched. But knowing that Rodney would watch, and capture, and be able to enjoy at moments when they couldn't be together...he liked it.

He was hard before he hit the sheets, and watching Rodney watching him, all intense and focused on John and on not bumping the camera. Rodney talked him through it, and that made John hotter faster.

It wasn't a record time, but pretty close. And then came the real fun, as John climbed onto Rodney. He stretched himself with one hand as he kept Rodney busy with hot, deep kisses. Rodney went preverbal as John lowered himself onto Rodney's hard, leaking penis.

Rodney didn't set a new record, either, but they collapsed together, sticky with sweat, less than a minute later.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

1. YES! I'm not active in it and haven't ever really been - I mostly lurk - but I do read sometimes! And it was one of my more 'main' fandoms for a couple of years.
2. I AM. She's making a CHART. *so fond*
3. Oh god, yes, he would have one hand cupping and tugging on Rodney's balls and then sliding up to hold the base while he strokes the head fast and rough. Ahem.

Dude, what is embarrassing about this. I just posted porn on my journal publicly but flocked a picture of my BANGS.

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Afdlksfdlskafdslafdmskfldmsafla

Yeah so um. Stomach muscles. Cause tension and holding off and. Yeah.

That fic? THIS. THIS JUST LIKE YOU SAID IN THE ABOVE COMMENT.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

j;aoikfmgajf, EEE. Um, coherence what?

*collapse*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

klajfdszfgfhg

*whimpers*

[wolfgrin]

WELL, HELLO. Now that's the kind of thing I like to see on my flist.

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

Bah. Who needs coherence when you can have orgasms? Especially John and Rodney orgasms?

(I certainly have no coherence at the moment. I'm not sure I'm still typing English.)

[ainsley.livejournal.com]

*protects you through the aftershocks*