oops i did it again

[unamaga]

In the grand tradition of oversharing on livejournal, I would like to gift you all with this lovely piece of porn that actually had me going, "Wait, John, what? John masturbating? Wait," for a minute. As of most posts I seem to make lately, this is...really very much not work-safe. There's no sound, though, so you're good there. Happy watching, flist, and happy Thursday.

I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.

Comments

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the look on Rodney's face if he received this as an attachment? Especially if he got it while he was in a meeting and watched it as John prattled on to Carter about trade or such. All the while smirking because Rodney keeps making these strangled noises to the point that Teyla's asking him if he's having an allergic reaction to something because he's turning awfully red.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YES.

And everyone's sort of staring at Rodney, because he's not even complaining about anything or gesturing wildly to his neck or doing anything which he might normally do in a situation like this; except John, whose foot is sliding up the back of Rodney's calf.

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

Than all of a sudden Rodney stands up and almost knocks over his chair, and proceeds to grab John and drag him out of the room muttering something about "checking out the filtration systems".

Than of course as soon as they leave Sam and Teyla dive for Rodney's laptop and watch the video. Of course forwarding it to themselves and everyone in the Stitch and Bitch.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, they so would. I think the entire Pegasus Galaxy would find that video somehow if it were on a server.

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

But than Rodney would get all jealous and overprotective. He would plant a virus into the network that the video would be replaced of one of a badly photo shopped Woolsey naked and dancing the 'Funky Chicken'.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH GOD MY INNER EYE.

[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

The things I Rodney does to protect John's Honour.

*offers some brain bleach*