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oops i did it again
In the grand tradition of oversharing on livejournal, I would like to gift you all with this lovely piece of porn that actually had me going, "Wait, John, what? John masturbating? Wait," for a minute. As of most posts I seem to make lately, this is...really very much not work-safe. There's no sound, though, so you're good there. Happy watching, flist, and happy Thursday.
I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.
I swear one day soon I will actually have some sort of valid content in this journal. Until then, rock on, my flisters, and mind the slippery floors on your way out.

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Haha yeah, I'm posting this slightly terrifying stuff for kink bingo and then I friend lock posts where I'm like GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THIS BOX OF OLD STUFF FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
P.S. I'm glad that you aren't totally creeped out that I come out and post long-winded replies to your entries even though I am new and kind of a stranger. You just post really fun things and say really funny things and okay I sound like a creeper now.
*runs away*
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Also, your post makes me want to post some gay porn that I've been sitting on (not literally!) for a while. There is some armpit licking, yes, but it is altogether very erotic. For serious.
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*clears throat*
I would not mind the armpit licking?
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Part 1: http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=15PI2MCI
Part 2: http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=04H07Q61